Dr. Goldfoot Quotes in Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965)

Dr. Goldfoot: Igor, you idiot, why must you listen to me when I'm WRONG?

Dr. Goldfoot: The eyes of Goldfoot are upon you.

Dr. Goldfoot: You know, Igor, I'm beginning to regret that I brought you back to life.

Dr. Goldfoot: Oh, that Number 11. I wish I had 12 of her!

Dr. Goldfoot: [to Igor] Stop dinging that dong!

Dr. Goldfoot: [as he and Igor lead Craig and Todd to the dungeon] The rooms I'm about to show you are the most interesting in my workshop. Oh, incidentally, these are some of my ancestors.

Dr. Goldfoot: [Indicates various portrait paintings on the wall] This was my great-grandfather - the most bloodthirsty pirate who was ever hung, drawn and quartered. And this one brought the terrors of the Inquisition to the peaceful villages of Carpathia - I like him! And this is Sandor the Slob. He was a Slav. He taught Attila the Hun everything he knew. Admirable character - strong family resemblance.

Dr. Goldfoot: [as Igor is monitoring Diane's activity with Craig on a closed circuit TV screen] Igor!

Igor: Yes, Dr. Goldfoot?

Dr. Goldfoot: You bumbling idiot!

Igor: I did something wrong?

Dr. Goldfoot: "Something wrong?" - you sent her to the wrong man, that's what you did wrong.

Igor: I did?

Dr. Goldfoot: Yes! That's Craig Gamble, and he hasn't got a penny.

Igor: But Dr. Goldfoot, I thought...

Dr. Goldfoot: "You thought" - that's just the trouble. You leave the thinking to me, and we'll be much better off. Ha! Creating a lovely creature like that to waste her... "ammunition" on a, on a *pauper*! Fie on you! You're an idiot!

Dr. Goldfoot: You know, Igor, I'm beginning to regret that I brought you back to life.

Igor: Why?

Dr. Goldfoot: You're inept. Obtuse. Uncouth. Unlettered. Ungrateful. Uncooperative. Uncouth...

Igor: You said "uncouth," Dr. Goldfoot.

Dr. Goldfoot: ...and unnecessary. But then, that's what I get for... digging up a gravedigger.

[pats Igor on the shoulder, as Igor hangs his head]

Dr. Goldfoot: Chop-chop!

Dr. Goldfoot: [Igor has gotten locked in one of the cells in Dr. Goldfoot's dungeon] You know, Igor, by rights I should put this beam through your worthless skull and leave you here to *rot*!

Igor: But Doctor...

Dr. Goldfoot: My empire, everything I've created is in jeopardy.

Igor: Oh, no...

Dr. Goldfoot: Oh, yes. We must stop them before they reach the authorities.

Igor: I'll do my very best!

Dr. Goldfoot: Oh, not *that*.

Diane: I won't forget it again, doctor.

Dr. Goldfoot: No. I'm sure you won't, after you've been disciplined in the chair.

Diane: Oh!

Igor: Oh, no, doctor.

Dr. Goldfoot: Oh, yes.

Dr. Goldfoot: Don't go gentlemen. I'd be offended if you didn't allow me a chance to offer you my hospitality. Oh, my machine. Perhaps that would interest you. Follow me. This is my machine, my bikini machine.

Dr. Goldfoot: Gentlemen, gentlemen, your wine, your wine. Château Frontenac 1947. Excellent vintage, don't you think? Well, here's to your health! May you still have it tomorrow.

Dr. Goldfoot: I warned you, Mr. Armstrong. Use your time well. You have very little left.