Donald J. Penney, SIC man Quotes in Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965)

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: Sometimes I suspect that you forget you're a member of Secret Intelligence Command. You're a SIC man.

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: With the whole free world in an uproar, how could you sit in that office mooning over some *babe* you picked up in a cafeteria?

Craig Gamble: I resent you calling her a babe, Uncle Donald. She's a fine, upstanding girl - with character.

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: You didn't say anything about her character yesterday. All you were talking about was her legs!

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: What is your code number?

Craig Gamble: [beaming proudly] Double-O and-a-half.

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: [mockingly] "Double-O and-a-half." And you fancy yourself as a secret agent... Why, they won't even allow you to carry a gun, until you get a digit instead of a fraction!

Craig Gamble: Uncle Donald, well, at least can you give me your opinion?

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: All right, I will: YOU'RE NUTS!

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: With the whole free world in an uproar, how could you sit in that office mooning over some babe you picked up in a cafeteria?

Craig Gamble: I resent you calling her a babe, Uncle Donald. She's a fine, upstanding girl, with character.

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: You didn't say anything about her character yesterday. All you were talking about was her legs!

Craig Gamble: Uncle Donald, this is the real thing!

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: Your career is the real thing and you're kicking it right in the pants!

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: Now, you see all these red flags. Trouble spots. South-Eastern Asia. The Caribbean. The Congo. I'll give you one guess as to who's responsible?

Craig Gamble: Me?

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: Well, I'm not talking about Mickey Mouse!

Diane: Coffee, Tea or Loving?

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: What do you think?

[to Craig and Todd]

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: Fellas, the minute I saw this little Austrian cookie, it was love at first sight.