Craig Gamble Quotes in Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965)

Craig Gamble: What's a rotten girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

Diane: Why don't we traipse on over to your place and talk about honey child.

Craig Gamble: Honey child, let's traipse.

Diane: Aren't you nice! I declare, there's somethin' about you that makes my little ole heart go flipity-flipity. It's amazin'.

Craig Gamble: And you're amazing. Mind if I sit down?

Diane: Reckon I'd swoon if you would... Mr. Armstrong.

Craig Gamble: No. No, my name is Gamble. Craig Gamble.

Diane: Aw, you're funnin' with me. I just know you're Todd Armstrong.

Craig Gamble: No, I tell you my name is Craig Gamble. I'm with Secret Intelligence Command. What's your name, beautiful?

Diane: Diane.

Craig Gamble: Something in your eye?

Diane: Mmm hmm. Little ol' you. Reckon I'm takin' care of you from now on, sweetie.

Craig Gamble: I've already got a mother.

Diane: Silly boy, not like a mother.

Craig Gamble: A sister?

Diane: Keep talkin'.

Craig Gamble: What else is there?

Diane: You've reached votin' age and you all don't know what else?

Craig Gamble: [Clears his throat] Well, well I...

Diane: How would you like to kiss me? I just adore being kissed. In fact, I'm just insatiable?

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: With the whole free world in an uproar, how could you sit in that office mooning over some *babe* you picked up in a cafeteria?

Craig Gamble: I resent you calling her a babe, Uncle Donald. She's a fine, upstanding girl - with character.

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: You didn't say anything about her character yesterday. All you were talking about was her legs!

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: What is your code number?

Craig Gamble: [beaming proudly] Double-O and-a-half.

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: [mockingly] "Double-O and-a-half." And you fancy yourself as a secret agent... Why, they won't even allow you to carry a gun, until you get a digit instead of a fraction!

Craig Gamble: Uncle Donald, well, at least can you give me your opinion?

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: All right, I will: YOU'RE NUTS!

Craig Gamble: How would you like a drink?

Diane: But, who needs it?

Craig Gamble: Well, I thought maybe you'd want a drink because...

Diane: Come here, Tiger.

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: With the whole free world in an uproar, how could you sit in that office mooning over some babe you picked up in a cafeteria?

Craig Gamble: I resent you calling her a babe, Uncle Donald. She's a fine, upstanding girl, with character.

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: You didn't say anything about her character yesterday. All you were talking about was her legs!

Craig Gamble: Uncle Donald, this is the real thing!

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: Your career is the real thing and you're kicking it right in the pants!

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: Now, you see all these red flags. Trouble spots. South-Eastern Asia. The Caribbean. The Congo. I'll give you one guess as to who's responsible?

Craig Gamble: Me?

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: Well, I'm not talking about Mickey Mouse!

Craig Gamble: Be careful. She's dangerous, tricky and sexy!

Craig Gamble: [During Dr. Goldfoot's tour of his dungeon, they run across Annette Funicello in the pillory] It can't be.

Todd Armstrong: Craig, you've had a pretty rough week. How would you like a little vacation in Paris?

Craig Gamble: Oh, I don't think I could...

Todd Armstrong: As my guest.

Craig Gamble: Oui! Oui!