Dolemite Quotes in Dolemite (1975)

Dolemite: Ghosts? If you ever see a ghost, cut the motherfucker.

Dolemite: That rat-soup-eatin', insecure honky motherfucker!

Dolemite: I'm gonna let 'em know that Dolemite is back on the scene! I'm gonna let 'em know that Dolemite is my name, and fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game!

Dolemite: Man, move over and let me pass 'fore they have be to pullin' these Hush Puppies out your motherfuckin' ass!

Dolemite: [after woman hands him a pair of cotton boxer shorts] Bitch, you bring me these goddamn cotton dra - - you know I don't wear no fuckin' cotton draws!

Dolemite: You no-business, born-insecure, junkyard motherfucker!

Dolemite: You, guard! I want you to take these cheap motherfuckers and wipe your ass with them!

[referring to his prison-guard suit]

Guy: By the way, who're you waitin' for anyway?

Girl: I'm waitin' for Dolemite!

Guy: For who?

Dolemite: Dolemite, motherfucker, ya heard?

Detective: Now, I know you think you're smart, see, 'cause you got all them flashy clothes, you got that big car there, you got all them Black bitches working for you.

Dolemite: You forgot about the white ones.

Dolemite: Some folks say that Willie Green was the baddest motherfucker the world ever seen. But I want you to hold onto your seats. And hold onto them tight. 'Cause you now getting' ready to see the story of me. Yes, me! The badass. Dolemite!

Dolemite: Meet me at the Total Experience in one half an hour.

Dolemite: Damn! Looks like my women is on time.

[repeated line]

Dolemite: Can you dig it?

Dolemite: I wanna let you know that Dolemite is my name, and fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game!

Prison Guard: [First lines] Okay, Dolemite, the warden wants to see you.

Dolemite: Oh, shit. What the hell does that rat-soup-eatin' motherfucker want with me?

Dolemite: He think he's bad and ain't got no class! I'm gon' rock this shotgun up his muthafuckin' ass!

Dolemite: Bitch, are you for real?

Dolemite: That motherfucker think I'm dead, but he don't know: I'm a human tornado!

Dolemite: You rat soup eatin' motherfucker!

Dolemite: Jimmy, if a snake were to bite me on my leg, what would you do?

Jimmy: I'd suck the poison, Dolemite!

Dolemite: Well, Bo! What if a snake were to bite me on my ass?

Bo: I guess you'd be a dead muthafucka!

Dolemite: We are taking you AND your car to sunny California. Can you dig it?