Ellis Fielding Quotes in Loose Cannons (1990)

Ellis Fielding: Humpty Dumpty's back on the wall!

Mac: [Closing scene, at the hospital] I know you were looking forward to being partners, and so was I really. Riva recruited Harry and I to be secret agents with the Israeli government. You know, the Mossad.

Ellis Fielding: Yeah.

Mac: Naturally, I have to convert to Judaism. I'm gonna be bar mitzvahed tomorrow. We leave for Tel Aviv the next day to train at a secret site in the Sinai Desert.

Ellis Fielding: Really?

Mac: Yeah. The only thing I'm worried about is, I have to be circumcised.

Ellis Fielding: Circumcised? You're kidding.

Mac: Yeah.

Ellis Fielding: [Realizing it was all a joke] Oh, Mac. Mac, Mac, Mac. You know why we make such good partners?

Mac: No. Why?

Ellis Fielding: Because technically, you're crazier than I am.

Mac: I knew that.