Dmitri Quotes in Mortdecai (2015)
Dmitri Quotes:
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Mortdecai: Your mother and father only met once. And money changed hands.
Dmitri: [punches him]
Mortdecai: Probably less than a 20. And they say she was dressed as a man at the time.
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Ethan: [on walkie talkie] We found him yet?
Dmitri: No, I don't see him.
Ethan: He's the one on the cell phone, you idiot.
[looks through his binoculars and sees various people on cell phones]
Dmitri: Everybody's on a cell phone.
-- Dmitri -
Dmitri: If I learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother's body, living or dead, I swear to God, I'll cut your throat! You hear me?
M. Gustave: I thought I was supposed to be a fucking faggot.
Dmitri: You are, but you're bisexual.
-- Dmitri -
Dmitri: [about M. Gustave] This criminal has plagued my family for nearly 20 years. He's a ruthless adventurer and a con artist who preys on mentally feeble, sick old ladies! And he probably fucks them, too!
M. Gustave: I go to bed with all my friends.
[Dmitri punches M. Gustave, Zero punches Dmitri, Jopling punches Zero]
-- Dmitri -
Henckels: Who's shooting who?
Dmitri: That's Gustave H., the escaped murderer and art thief! I've got him cornered!
M. Gustave: That's Dmitri Desgoffe und Taxis! He's responsible for the killing of Deputy Kovacs, Serge X and his club-footed sister, plus his own mother!
[pause]
Henckels: Nobody move; everybody's under arrest.
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Dmitri: [pointing to painting] What's the meaning of this shit?
-- Dmitri -
Dmitri: You're not getting Boy with Apple, you goddamn little fruit!
M. Gustave: How's that supposed to make me feel?
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Dmitri: [Discovering Boy with Apple's disappearance] What's the meaning of this shit?
Laetizia: [Three sisters speak simultaneously] Boy with Apple? I thought you'd hidden it.
Marguerite: [Three sisters speak simultaneously] Why are you only noticing now?
Carolina: [Three sisters speak simultaneously] I assumed you took it. I assumed it went to the tax appraiser.
Dmitri: Are you fucking kidding me?
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[Doris lands on Spike's pot]
Spike: Hey, ring my doorbell!
[Doris floats over to Dimitri]
Dmitri: No, no, no ring MY doorbell! THAT doorbell will give you a rash!
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Mrs. Raskolnikov: Roderick, where did you get this money?
Antonya Raskolnikov: Dmitri, where did you get that money?
Dmitri: Search me? Where did you get it, Roderick?
Roderick Raskolnikov: All I had to do was ask for it! Take what you want! Lie! Cheat! Bluff! Take life by the throat! Come on, lets go out and celebrate...
-- Dmitri
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