Detective Frizer Quotes in The Big Bang (2010)

Detective Frizer: So, who is the crispy midget?

Ned Cruz: He's Astrophysics, Frizer.

Detective Frizer: Astrophysics.

Ned Cruz: His name is Russell. He's a white dwarf gone supernova.

Detective Skeres: You're an asshole, Frizer. Roll-it-down asshole. If we've a contest, the world's biggest asshole, you coming second.

Detective Frizer: Yeah? Why not first?

Detective Skeres: 'Cause you're an asshole.

Detective Frizer: Tell us everything you did, everything you know and tell us now.

Ned Cruz: Or else what? Poley is gonna hit me? It may get my sight back.

Detective Poley: Anything that helps, yeah.

Detective Frizer: Lex Parsimoniae. What does it mean?

Ned Cruz: Well, it's the Latin expression for a philosophical concept known as 'Occam's Razor'. In language that Poley can understand, it means... "All things being equal, the simplest solution is the best".

Detective Frizer: Who was it? Who crashed the party?

Ned Cruz: Well, that... that... that's simple. The guys who had been shadowing Anton, then tailing me... the guys in the Lincoln Town car. I can describe them. One is a fucking sociopath, who never finished first grade and who nobody likes. Another is a broken down family man, with nothing... nothing to show for his life. And the third guy... wears brown shoes and a black suit because he can't tell the difference between right and wrong.

Ned Cruz: Who killed Puss?

Detective Frizer: Your client did.

Ned Cruz: Why?

Detective Poley: Guess he was following up on your so-called investigation, didn't like the African-American's personality.

Ned Cruz: Stop them, Frizer, before they kill again.

Detective Skeres: I didn't kill anybody.

Detective Frizer: Not yet.

Detective Frizer: See... I like my aftershave. I like the color of my shoes and I like that... at the end of the day, I beat you, Cruz.

Detective Skeres: Why... why! Why the fuck did I let you talk me into this?

Detective Frizer: How about... 30 million dollars worth of 'why'?

Detective Frizer: [Frizer and Skeres have just opened the suitcase] What the fuck is this?

Detective Skeres: [seeing the car coming down] What the fuck is that?

Detective Frizer: By the way, he'll hurt you.