Detective Poley Quotes in The Big Bang (2010)

Detective Poley: What the fuck's all this got to do with finding the stripper?

Ned Cruz: What the fuck's a busted condom got to do with your birth certificate, Poley? It's just cause and effect.

Detective Poley: I am a human lie detector. If you don't tell me the truth, I'll beat it outta you. And love every minute of it.

Detective Poley: You think too much.

Ned Cruz: Compared to you, Poley, so does asparagus.

Detective Poley: Say, that's my favorite fucking vegetable.

[attacks him]

Detective Poley: [whispering] Bullshit. Bullshit.

Detective Frizer: Tell us everything you did, everything you know and tell us now.

Ned Cruz: Or else what? Poley is gonna hit me? It may get my sight back.

Detective Poley: Anything that helps, yeah.

Detective Poley: Remember: I can read your mind.

Ned Cruz: You couldn't read even a picture book.

Detective Poley: Tick... buried, tock... buried.

Ned Cruz: Who killed Puss?

Detective Frizer: Your client did.

Ned Cruz: Why?

Detective Poley: Guess he was following up on your so-called investigation, didn't like the African-American's personality.

[last lines]

Detective Poley: I fuckin' knew it.

Detective Poley: He's doing it again. You wily fucking Duke. Quit t-t-t-thinking. Quit stalling. Can we do this my way?

Ned Cruz: Okay, Poley but tell Frizer to get down when I start to shave skin...