Curtis, the Experimental Elf Quotes in The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
Curtis, the Experimental Elf Quotes:
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Lucy: [opening the door to see Curtis] Are you an elf?
Curtis, the Experimental Elf: Why, no, of course not.
Lucy: Then why do you have pointy ears?
Curtis, the Experimental Elf: Because I didn't eat my green vegetables. Do you eat your green vegetables?
Lucy: [covers her ears] Uncle Scott!
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Bernard: OK, Chet. This is it. You ready to rock and roll?
Principal Carol Newman: Chet?
Bernard: Yeah. He's still in training.
Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: How much flight time has he had?
Bernard: About a minute and a half.
Curtis, the Experimental Elf: Yeah but he's had a lotta crash time.
Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: Curtis.
Curtis, the Experimental Elf: He's just a baby.
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Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: Why didn't Bernard come tell me this?
Curtis, the Experimental Elf: He's under house arrest!
Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: [shocked] Bernard?
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Curtis, the Experimental Elf: Well, I think he's learning at an excellent rate!
Bernard: Oh really? This morning, he ate a bowl of wax fruit.
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Curtis, the Experimental Elf: A little altitude please!
Tooth Fairy: What?
Curtis, the Experimental Elf: Could you possibly fly a *little* higher?
Tooth Fairy: What?
Curtis, the Experimental Elf: Never mind.
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