Corey Quotes in Extremedays (2001)

Corey: Dude, you got a bedspread on your head!

Bryan Davidson: [singing after he lost in the game spoons] The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell...

Will: [Asks Corey and Matt] So should we tell him?

Bryan Davidson: High ho the dairy-o. The farmer in the dell

Matt McKeague, Corey: Nah!

Corey: It's like the Adventures of Link. He has to find Zelda, you have to find a house. Same difference!

Haley: Boy, is THAT sexist.

Corey: It's not sexist! It's... romantic.

Corey: 50,000! You scored 50,000 points on Double Dragon?

Haley: Hi, I'm Haley. If you don't tell me what you're doing, I'm going to scream.

Corey: Could you scream quietly?

Haley: What do you think I'm stupid?

Haley: What's his problem?

Corey: Jimmy's just shy.

Haley: Shy a few bricks I'd say.

Corey: No he's okay. He just kicked ass on Double Dragon.

Haley: [Corey tries to kiss Haley but gets shoved down] I know what you were trying to do and you can just forget it. There is no way. I am not kissing a boy.

Corey: A girl maybe?

Haley: You smart ass!

[Grabs Corey and kisses him]

Corey: So, according to this, we're in Goblin Valley. Great. I mean, I mean, I mean... it couldn't be Happy Valley or Wonderful Valley. Goblin Valley. Why not, Axe Murderer's Valley?

Corey: [as he puts his arm around Haley] Yeah, well, uh, just keep your Power Gloves off her, pal, huh?

Corey: Two tickets to California.

Bus Clerk: Do you have someplace specific in mind or do you just want to be dumped off at the border?

Corey: Is Los Angeles specific enough?

Corey: Where are we?

Haley: Does it matter? We're broke.

Corey: Oh yeah you're telling me! You're the one with all the trucker friends, the one who knows all the codes.

Haley: I got you this far, didn't I?

Corey: Oh, I don't even know where "this" is!

Haley: A lot of faith you got.

Corey: Oh will you stop Haley? I mean we don't have any money. Aren't you just a little scared?

Haley: I don't get scared! Now give me the four bucks you're holding out on.

Corey: What?

Haley: You flashed 21, you stashed four from the change at lunch. They didn't get it because you put it in your shorts. Now dish it up!

Corey: You're getting awful personal you know.

Haley: I don't get scared.

Corey: [puts on mask] Never?

[Haley punches him]

Haley: You're a quitter Corey! And I don't care if you did like me! Your attitude sucks!

[Corey looks confused]

Corey: You wanted me to like you?

Haley: [ruefully] Not anymore.

[Haley turns and walks away]

Corey: [disappointed] Great!

Warren: Stop calling me Warren! My name isn't FUCKING WARREN!

Eddie: His name isn't Warren.

Corey: His name isn't Warren.

Berko: His name isn't Warren.

Mark: I thought his name was Warren?

Corey: So is this how your life's gonna be now, huh? You're just gonna screw every has-been until your tits fall down and they don't want you anymore?

Debra: I guess nobody really has it all together, huh?

Corey: No.

Debra: I feel like I should welcome you to the neighborhood or something. Anyway, did you really want to do Rex Manning in the count-out room? Is that how you always imagined your first time would be? Your back up against the daily totals and your feet pounding against the safe? 'Oh Rexy stop that. You're so sexy.'

Corey: Why are you being so nice to me?

Debra: Let's save our Hallmark moment.

A.J.: Hi, what're you doing up here?

[Corey pushes A.J so he falls]

Corey: You listen to me! You're so special and you're so talented and you have everything it takes! You have MORE than everything it takes and you're REALLY stupid because you don't know that. And I know you don't love me anymore, and I know that I blew it but at least I know that, and if you don't go to art school and if you don't understand how special you are then you know nothing!

A.J.: Corey, I...

Corey: And I did love you, and I still... only I didn't realise that it really was love because it was more than love and it wasn't just some stupid feeling in my stomach like everything else and I'll never love anybody as much as you and I hate you! I hate you!

A.J.: Corey, I quit. I quit!

[pause]

A.J.: I'm going to art school, in Boston. So I can be near you.

Corey: My dad always said that there's 24 usable hours in every day.

Corey: I'm not like you, I don't need to do what you do with guys.

Gina: Oh, I see, not like me, the turbo-slut.

[Debra comes out to take over from Corey with her newly shaved head]

Corey: Why'd you do that?

Debra: Just your typical nutty teenager in America...

[Debra lifts her arm to reveal her bandaged wrist]

Debra: Oh! Before you guys hear all about it.

Corey: That's supposed to be a joke, right?

Debra: No. You're the joke.

Corey: Joe, you're the best boss in the world. Can I bring Rex his lunch?

Joe: Berko's taking him his lunch.

Corey: Um Joe, you know that Berko's gonna insult him to his face I don't think that's such a good idea.

Joe: I don't care if Berko sticks an M-80 up his butt and lights it. In fact, I hope he sticks one up mine, it might be an improvement.

Corey: Joe, I have to bring Rex his lunch.

Joe: Berko is.

Corey: Joe, I need to bring him his lunch.

Joe: Berko is.

Corey: [screams] I'M BRINGING REX HIS LUNCH!

[pause]

Joe: ...alright.

Corey: I feel like nobody loves me!

Corey: [Corey is talking on the phone with Malcolm's ex-wife] I demand a ransom of $10,000 dollars.

Malcolm King: [Malcolm grabs the phone from Corey] What $10,000 dollars? I'm not worth $10,000 dollars! You kidnapped Malcolm King not Bobby Brown!

Connie Nikas: So I told you about my brother, yeah? Something happened. I don't know exactly what. He's been arrested, he's being held at Rikers Island.

Corey: Oh my god, that's awful.

Connie Nikas: I've just gotta get him out of there before something bad happens. He could get killed in there.

Dancin' Kid: Maybe you're right, Bart. This dust and sand is bad for Corey's lungs. How'd you like to come home with me, Corey?

Corey: Where's your home?

Dancin' Kid: New York.

Bart: New York? I been there. Stinks of fish!

[laughs rudely]

Dancin' Kid: And where you come from don't stink... much.

Corey: It won't let me leave

Scott: He says it won't let him leave

Pastor John: I used to be like you.

Corey: What, you had a training bra?

Pastor John: Not exactly. But when I was your age, I experienced things that made me feel like God didn't exist. Maybe you've experienced something like that too.

Sam: You don't know anything about me.

Pastor John: I can see that you're in pain.

Sam: I'm alive.

Pastor John: Is that how you see life?

Sam: Till farts taste like cherries, yeah.

Corey: What do you think God's farts taste like?

Sam: Marshmallow Peeps.

Pastor John: You girls new in town?

Sam: Just passing through.

Pastor John: Well, you gonna be around a little while, you might as well stop and get some pizza at my Bible study. Lot of fun.

Corey: Oh, I'm satanic.

[gesturing to Sam]

Corey: She's half-Jehovah, quarter Jew and a tiny bit retarded.

Pastor John: Well, we're nondenominational. We accept all types, even those with horns.

[first lines]

Corey: Only two more good mornings.

Sam: Only one more day.

Corey: We're so perfect.

Sam: Immaculate.

Corey: [about Sam] See, she's an ice queen. You need a flamethrower to get inside that.

Agatha: [about Iraq Jack] He should've died up on that windmill.

Corey: I was thinking we chop off his balls and stone him.

Sam: Light him on fire if gas was wasn't so expensive.

Corey: Why can't I touch you?

Billy: 'Cause we'll explode.