Chuck Wetherhold Quotes in Smart People (2008)

Vanessa Wetherhold: Everybody hates me.

Chuck Wetherhold: If you tell people they're stupid, they'll usually hate you.

Chuck Wetherhold: These children haven't been properly parented in many years. They're practically feral. That's why I was brought in.

Chuck Wetherhold: [to Vanessa] You're a monster!

Vanessa Wetherhold: I actually got accepted to Standford 2 weeks ago.

Chuck Wetherhold: Really? But Carnegie Mellon is free for you, and Standford's - I don't know - 600, 700 hundred

Vanessa Wetherhold: Forty grand...

Chuck Wetherhold: Well your father's gonna kill you. But for the time being I'm filled with pride.

Janet Hartigan: [shows up uninvited] Am I interrupting anything?

Chuck Wetherhold: No, welcome. We could use some anti-venom in the snake pit.

Chuck Wetherhold: [to Lawrence] You spend $50 on dinner, that's grounds for intercourse.

Chuck Wetherhold: It's kind of a win-win situation.

Vanessa Wetherhold: You should really make your bed. It sets the tone for the day.

Chuck Wetherhold: But, how do you know what tone I was trying to set?

Vanessa Wetherhold: I don't want you to feel uncomfortable around me, okay? I completely respect your homosexuality, and I will refrain from any further untoward advances.

Chuck Wetherhold: Truth be told, I started dating someone. Someone my own age.

Vanessa Wetherhold: What's his name?

Chuck Wetherhold: Her name... is none of your business. I will be staying at *her* apartment a couple of nights a week.

Vanessa Wetherhold: So does she know you're gay?