Laurie Jameson Quotes in Where the Boys Are (1984)

Carole Singer: What d'you got in there?

Laurie Jameson: Uh, one bottle of a hundred and fifty proof rum, birth control pills, some Midol, my father's American Express card, king sized bottle of Alka-Seltzer 2, one sexy black teddy, a lid o' grass, and a... quarter, just in case I have to call home. I think that oughta get me through the night.

Carole Singer: That could get me through the rest of my life.

Laurie Jameson: Jennie, thinking has nothing to do with it. We're talking ten days of Sodom and Gomorrah. How can you duck out of that now?

Jennie Cooper: Because I have a term paper due in two weeks and I haven't even started yet. I'm not like you Laurie. You don't crack a book and you make straight As.

Laurie Jameson: It's a supermarket of sex!

Laurie Jameson: Sandra, we're going to Fort Lauderdale for ten days. All you need is a bikini, and a diaphram.

Laurie Jameson: S.A. *Major* S.A.

Jennie Cooper: What's an "S.A."?

Laurie Jameson: Stud Alert, you nun. I'm givin' that guy a ride.

Laurie Jameson: [looking at Conan's penis] Yeah? So where's the rest of it? I'll see *you* in small claims court.

Sandra Roxbury: Fort Lauderdale is a zoo. It's full o' millions of guys who are just lookin' for animal sex and debauchery.

Laurie Jameson: Exactly, that's *why* we're going.

Laurie Jameson: Ooh, Oberlin, huh?

Oberlin Student: That's right.

Laurie Jameson: Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous? Can we get acquainted?

Jennie Cooper: I want to go so bad! I just have so much work to do.

Laurie Jameson: You'll bring your books, and you'll study.

Carole Singer: When you're not lusting after Camden.

Laurie Jameson: You can do both.

Jennie Cooper: You're right. I can do both.

Sandra Roxbury: So?

Carole Singer: We're outta here!

Sandra Roxbury: [When Sandra and Laurie are in jail, and Sandra discovered that her jewelry is missing when she puts her right hand over her heart] They took all my jewelry. They actually took my mugshot without any jewelry on.

[Places her right hand on top of her forehead]

Sandra Roxbury: You know my mother will have a total conniption fit if she knows I'm here.

Laurie Jameson: Um-hmm.

Sandra Roxbury: [Sandra snaps of it and finds that they're in jail] What are we doing here?

Laurie Jameson: You don't remember?

[Sandra nervously shakes her head]

Laurie Jameson: The striptease? The accident?

Sandra Roxbury: No.

Laurie Jameson: [Laurie smiles at Sandra] And telling Officer Gasso... to 'fuck off'?

Sandra Roxbury: [Sandra is appalled] Laurie, I did... a striptease, and told a police officer... to screw off?

Laurie Jameson: [Laurie corrects Sandra] "Fuck... off".

Sandra Roxbury: [Sandra is stunned!] Oh my God... what are we gonna do?

[Place her right hand over her forehead]

Sandra Roxbury: Ow!

Laurie Jameson: Don't worry about it. I called Jennie. She knows we're here and get us out.

Laurie Jameson: [responding to a knock at the door] Hey, if you're young, hot, and hung you can come in.