Choir Boy Quotes in License to Wed (2007)

Ben Murphy: [out on the street, noticing the van Frank and Choir Boy are sitting in] No way.

[opens the back door]

Reverend Frank: Whoa! Is that one strike or two against Rodriguez?

Choir Boy: Uh... Two!

Reverend Frank: Oh! Well...

Ben Murphy: Awesome job with the camouflage, guys. Seriously, you totally got me. Who would have ever thought you'd be in a van with "Saint Augustine's" on the side?

Ben Murphy: Jesus! You scared me.

Choir Boy: Jesus didn't scare you. I did.

Reverend Frank: Bad news, guys. Next available date is in two years.

Sadie Jones: Two years?

Reverend Frank, Choir Boy: Mhm.

Ben Murphy: That's... so long.

Sadie Jones: Yeah!

Reverend Frank: Wait! Hold on, hold on...

Choir Boy: Wasn't there a cancellation? I think it's...

Reverend Frank: There, there!

Choir Boy: Yes, there it is.

Reverend Frank: Three weeks from tomorrow. How is that?

Ben Murphy: [skeptical, while Sadie laughs] That's a little quick. Right? I mean...

Sadie Jones: Okay, I guess we're getting married in three weeks.

Reverend Frank: Okay!

Ben Murphy: [in shock] Wow... Just like that.

Sadie Jones: Reverend Frank? What... What are you doing here?

Choir Boy: Reverend Frank is everywhere, remember?