Dr. Klahn Quotes in The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
Dr. Klahn Quotes:
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Dr. Klahn: The CIA thinks they can infiltrate the Mountain of Dr. Klahn!
CIA Agent: You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard.
Dr. Klahn: Take him to... Detroit!
CIA Agent: No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!
-- Dr. Klahn -
Loo: And who are they?
Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo: Shanghaied?
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am!
Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don't drink.
Dr. Klahn: Guards!
[moves prisoners]
Dr. Klahn: Do you care?
Prisoner #5: No.
Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
Guard: What do you drink?
Prisoner #5: I don't care.
-- Dr. Klahn -
Dr. Klahn: No! Not water! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ohhh! I'm melting! I'm melting! What a world, what a world! It was a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude!
-- Dr. Klahn
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Characters on The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
- Loo
- Prisoner #3
- Prisoner #4
- Prisoner #5
- Game Show Announcer
- Henry Gibson
- Klahn
- Claude LaMont
- Paul Burmaster
- A.M. Newscaster
- John Fitzsimmons
- Sheila Hamilton
- Sex Record Voice
- Pennington
- Game Show Host
- Asquith
- Hornung
- Rita Filagree
- 1st guest
- 2nd guest
- 3rd guest
- Argon Spokesman
- Mrs. Hefsteder
- Housewife
- Grunwald
- PA Announcement