Dr. Klahn Quotes in The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

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Dr. Klahn Quotes:

  • Dr. Klahn: The CIA thinks they can infiltrate the Mountain of Dr. Klahn!

    CIA Agent: You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard.

    Dr. Klahn: Take him to... Detroit!

    CIA Agent: No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!

  • Loo: And who are they?

    Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.

    Loo: Shanghaied?

    Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.

    Prisoner #1: Where are we?

    Prisoner #2: I don't care!

    Loo: And these?

    Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.

    Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am!

    Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don't drink.

    Dr. Klahn: Guards!

    [moves prisoners]

    Dr. Klahn: Do you care?

    Prisoner #5: No.

    Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.

    Guard: What do you drink?

    Prisoner #5: I don't care.

  • Dr. Klahn: No! Not water! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ohhh! I'm melting! I'm melting! What a world, what a world! It was a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude!

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