Reverend Frank Quotes in License to Wed (2007)

Ben Murphy: [out on the street, noticing the van Frank and Choir Boy are sitting in] No way.

[opens the back door]

Reverend Frank: Whoa! Is that one strike or two against Rodriguez?

Choir Boy: Uh... Two!

Reverend Frank: Oh! Well...

Ben Murphy: Awesome job with the camouflage, guys. Seriously, you totally got me. Who would have ever thought you'd be in a van with "Saint Augustine's" on the side?

Reverend Frank: Bad news, guys. Next available date is in two years.

Sadie Jones: Two years?

Reverend Frank, Choir Boy: Mhm.

Ben Murphy: That's... so long.

Sadie Jones: Yeah!

Reverend Frank: Wait! Hold on, hold on...

Choir Boy: Wasn't there a cancellation? I think it's...

Reverend Frank: There, there!

Choir Boy: Yes, there it is.

Reverend Frank: Three weeks from tomorrow. How is that?

Ben Murphy: [skeptical, while Sadie laughs] That's a little quick. Right? I mean...

Sadie Jones: Okay, I guess we're getting married in three weeks.

Reverend Frank: Okay!

Ben Murphy: [in shock] Wow... Just like that.

Reverend Frank: [at the wedding reception] The rings.

Sadie Jones: [looks at the inscription] "Never to fart"?

Ben Murphy: Oh, my god... I didn't change it! I'm gonna change it right when I get back, I promise I will...

Sadie Jones: No, no, no. Bite your tongue, 'cause I wouldn't want it changed for anything in the whole world.

Ben Murphy: Hey, can I ask you a question?

Reverend Frank: Sure.

Ben Murphy: When did you really know that we were ready to get married?

Reverend Frank: The moment you told Joel that Sadie wasn't a fish, I knew it was meant to be. Besides, anybody who kicks a reverend's ass for his woman, you're A-okay in my book.

[from trailer]

Reverend Frank: I'm gonna have to heal you. We have got to pray! We have got to pray! We have got to pray to make it through the day!

Ben Murphy: [pause] Was that M.C. Hammer?

Reverend Frank: So Ben, what do you do, besides little Sadie here.

[Ben and Sadie dip into Sadie's apartment for sex. The scene immediately cuts to Reverend Frank]

Reverend Frank: [to the audience] You didn't actually think I was going to let you watch that, did you?

Reverend Frank: Sadie Jones? Little Sadie Jones! How you've grown.

Sadie Jones: Well, yeah.

Reverend Frank: And now my Sadie Jones is gonna tie the knot.

Sadie Jones: I am. I'm so sorry I haven't been around for the last, like...

Reverend Frank: Ten years.

Sadie Jones: Yeah. I've just been trying to get my business started, and...

Reverend Frank: Oh, please. Please. You go to a liberate college, you have a bisexual rommate, you forget about God. Don't sweat it. He doesn't forget about you.

Sadie Jones: Yay!

[laughs nervously]

Reverend Frank: By the power of God and the minister of National Security and Justice of Ocho Rios, Jamaica... I now pronounce you husband and wife.