Carola Quotes in Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

Carola: You promised you'd never tell!

Carola: Preston and I are celebrating the tenth anniversary of the night we first met.

Margaret (segment "Lover's Vow"): You mean when you thought he was gonna push you up against the wall and rape you?

Carola: Yes, darling. It's also the night that Wyatt here gave your father the shaft.

Wyatt: Oh, and I only had to murder three other agents before your mother would let me represent him again.

Preston: And you're still on probation, you mercenary wretch.

Mona: [sings the song, Candy Darling has tears in his eyes]

Carola: Did you write it?

Mona: Well what do you think?

Candy Darling: It's just made to be a hit! It's fantastic! Send it somewhere, send it to Melodifestivalen, they're just looking for songs!

Bosse: But to Melodifestivalen, come on! You're not serious!

Mona: Exactly! And what a lyrics, I had an F in Swedish in school by the way.

Candy Darling: Send it I said! But only if I make a dress.

Mona: Of course you make it.

Candy Darling: Oooohhhh, awesome! A lot of glitter, a lot of legs a lot of everything!

Bosse: Well you can't be serious!

Mona: Oh yeah, and why not?

Bosse: Are you gonna make a fool out of yourself in front of the entire Swedish nation? You don't have a chance!

Mona: Well I'm sorry to bother all of you. It was just some stupid idea, exactly what David said, it's OK...

Bosse: Oh come on, I didn't mean to....

Mona: [slaps his hand] It was exatcly what you meant! It's OK! Cofee anyone?