Jarred Taylor Quotes in Range 15 (2016)
Jarred Taylor Quotes:
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Mat Best: I just blacked out on freedom!
Jarred Taylor: I feel like I got buttfucked by Francis Scott Key!
Heather: Is there ever any dialog between you two that doesn't involve homosexual overtones?
Jarred Taylor: Not one... single... time!
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Jarred Taylor: [enters apartment containing dead family] Holy shit!
Mat Best: [laughs]
Jarred Taylor: An anti-gun family that decided to off themselves before they got infected!
Nick Palmisciano: How does that 2nd Amendment taste now?
Mat Best: Everybody hates guns until you have to choke fuck yourself to death with a hot curling iron.
Jack Mandaville: Touche.
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Gene Vandenham: Someone has to protect us. There's God, then there's me. God must be busy. Lucky for you, I don't take Sundays off.
Vargas, Vincent: Bro, that's gonna be my next tattoo.
Jarred Taylor: I feel like I'm at the altar, and Jesus is packing.
Mat Best: This is SO fucking stupid.
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