Maddox Quotes in Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

Wyatt: Judith says she hasn't moved anything of yours in over four months.

Maddox: [explaining to Jer] Judy Amato. Big gallery on West Broadway.

Wyatt: She says if the stuff isn't out by tomorrow it gets junked.

Preston: What? Wyatt, you've got to convince her that...

Wyatt: I can't convince her of anything.

Preston: Wyatt, you're my agent!

Wyatt: Well... not exactly. Preston, your artistic vision is just not a marketable commodity.

Preston: Wyatt, I'm broke. I can't live on nothing.

Wyatt: And I can't live on ten-percent of nothing.

Preston: [pause] You're a monster.

Wyatt: I'm an agent. For an agent, being a monster is just credentials.

Preston: There's Van Gogh. Degas. Rodin. They didn't have agents. How'd they get so successful?

Maddox: They died.

[after McKnight orders Maddox to turn around and go back to Haldawig]

Maddox: Sir, they're going to get us fucking killed out there!

McKnight: Just get it over with!

Maddox: [after losing his vision, he tells McKnight] I can't see shit, sir.

McKnight: Ok, we're going to have to turn 'em around and go back the way we came.

Maddox: WHAT?

Maddox: So what's it like?

Kingston: What?

Maddox: With a girl.

Kingston: S'all right. It's like driving an automatic when you're use to a gear stick.

Maddox: Tell me, in your wide circle of acquaintances, would there be any rustlers?

Joe Graycoe: Some of my best friends!