Carl Roebuck Quotes in Nobody's Fool (1994)

Carl Roebuck: Sixty years old and still getting crushes on other men's wives. I would hope by the time I'm your age, I'm a little smarter than that.

Sully: Can't hurt to hope. You sure are off to a slow start.

Sully: What's the matter with you?

Wirf: I'm trying to communicate with you telepathically.

Carl Roebuck: Forget about it. The only way to communicate with Sully's to whack him in the head with a shovel.

Sully: Go home, you jerk. You're married to the best-looking woman in Bath.

Carl Roebuck: Who was it that said, "A man's reach should exceed his grasp?"

Sully: [about Toby] Don't tell me she's pregnant.

Carl Roebuck: Knocked up like a cheerleader. Eh, I suppose now you're going to want to be godfather.

Sully: Hey... . I can't be the father and the godfather. You got to goddamn do something.

Carl Roebuck: You think I got where I got by doing shoddy work?

Sully: No, you didn't get where you are by doing shoddy work. You didn't get where you are by doing *any* work.

Sully: Which one of your fancy doctors advised you to drink, smoke, and screw your brains out

Carl Roebuck: Those are unreasonable requests Sully. They wouldn't of made 'em if they didn't know me.

Sully: If they'd known ya, they wouldn't have fixed ya.