Carl Reynolds Quotes in Creepshow (1982)

Carl Reynolds: [on phone] It's Carl Reynolds, sir. I'm calling from Orlando, Florida.

Upson Pratt: [alarmed] Orlando? Florida?

Carl Reynolds: Yes. The wife and I decided to take the kids to Disney World this year...

Upson Pratt: I don't give a fuck if you decided to take the kids to Attica this year. There are still roaches in this place, Reynolds. I killed one not five minutes ago.

Carl Reynolds: [stammering]

Upson Pratt: Do you like your job, Reynolds?

Carl Reynolds: Sir, I've spoken to Mr. White who's on desk tonight.

Upson Pratt: Do you like your job, Reynolds?

Carl Reynolds: Yes-yes, sir.

Upson Pratt: I'm glad to hear it because I want to see White.

Carl Reynolds: Mr. Pratt, it's almost quarter to ten...

Upson Pratt: And if I don't see White and then the exterminators in the span of a half an hour you will have no job by midnight tonight. Do you understand me? Then next year you can take the wife and kids to Disney World on your fucking welfare check. Have you got that? Are we together on this?