Captain Charles T. Baker Quotes in Planet 51 (2009)

Lem: What do you want?

Captain Charles T. Baker: Thanks for asking. Coffee, light, two sugars. Do you have any Frappucino up here? Any puff pastry, too. Thanks.

Lem: No, I mean are you here to take over our world and, like, eat our brains?

Captain Charles T. Baker: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. What kind of sick planet is this? First of all, it's supposed to be uninhabited, okay? Nut full of sea monkeys dancing to the oldies. My mission was to plant Old Glory, whack a few golf balls and head back to the Kids Choice Awards. I'm getting slimed.

Lem: You were just talking alien.

Captain Charles T. Baker: Hey, I'm not the alien here. You are.

Lem: Me? You are.

Captain Charles T. Baker: No, you are.

Lem: You are. You... You came to my planet.

Captain Charles T. Baker: An alien planet. Hello.

Lem: What are we supposed to do?

Captain Charles T. Baker: Give them their daily minimum dose of Chuck.

Lem: Lem. Lem.

Captain Charles T. Baker: Either your name is Lem, or you want to mate with me. Houston, we have a little problem.

Captain Charles T. Baker: I'm on Facebook!

Captain Charles T. Baker: Oh, just great! Perfect! John Glenn goes around the world, he's a senator for life. I went across the fricking universe! I should be governor, minimum! But, no, I'm marooned here on this stupid rock!

[last lines]

Captain Charles T. Baker: You're a great planet, and your 50's are fine, but give me a call when get to the 60's, 'cause that's gonna be fun.

Captain Charles T. Baker: [holds up a Twix bar] Eat this. You become invincible.

Lem: Oh good, then you do it.

Captain Charles T. Baker: You'd destroy the whole base just to get me?

Neera: That is sick!

Captain Charles T. Baker: Actually I'm kinda flattered.

General Grawl: Look at it, Professor. It's hideous. And that smell...

Captain Charles T. Baker: Hey, you try wearing the same suit for three weeks.