Blaubart Quotes in Felidae (1994)

Francis: I swear that whoever murdered Felicity is going to pay for it!, you hear me you bastard I'm going to make you pay!

Blaubart: We'll get you shithead!

Blaubart: [slides down tunnel] Dammit. I'm getting too old for this bullshit.

Blaubart: [to Francis] You taking over that shit heap in there? Interesting place. I go in there for a piss occasionally.

[laughs]

Francis: Very impressive, have we come to the house of an art collector or a pimp?

Blaubart: Your guess is as good as mine, I believe the can opener who owns this joint has some sort of job as a scientist or was it a parapsychologist? I don't know.

Francis: Hey, Bluebeard.

Blaubart: Yeah?

Francis: Sounds to me like you're backtracking a little, aren't ya?

Blaubart: You don't say... and what makes ya think so?

Francis: Well, you told 'em I'm your friend.

Blaubart: ...ah.

Blaubart: [spotting dead cat with his throat torn] It must've been a can opener.

Francis: Pardon? Can opener? I'm sorry, you've lost me.

Blaubart: It must've been a friggin' can opener. Ain't it obvious? He gave our poor little Sascha an extra ventilation hole in the throat.

Francis: Oh, you mean a man. Did you witness it?

Blaubart: Hell no. But only men are brutal enough to do a thing like this. Lousy can openers. The only thing they're good for is opening our dinner cans.

Blaubart: Hey little smartass, what do they call you?

Francis: Francis.

Blaubart: [grunts]

Blaubart: [enters the room]

Francis: Did you come in here to take a leak? Well you don't piss in here anymore. I live here now and I have my standards.

Francis: Let me guess. This latest victim's also a tom, just like the other 4 stiffs.

Blaubart: Smartass. How the hell did you know that?

Francis: It's a guess, but an educated one.

Blaubart: Anyway this time it's tight-assed Deep Purple that's taken out his last rat. His throat looks exactly though someone decided to test an ice pick to see if it works.

Francis: One question, was he castrated?

Blaubart: Purple had his jewels intact, but, he couldn't get it up anymore.

Blaubart: Let me put the ol' thinking cap on.

Francis: Oh you do think do you?

Blaubart: I think non-stop. Surprises you, eh? I even read a book once.

[laughs]

Blaubart: [sprays] Bluebeard was here.

Pascal: Can I offer you both something to eat?

Francis: Thanks, we've eaten already, Pascal.

Blaubart: Shut up, will you asshole? Personally, I can handle another little mouthful or two.

Blaubart: You smart-ass fucking nigger!

Blaubart: [Cult's Lightening Machine] It lets the ones with balls stand out.