Blaster Quotes in The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

Blaster: Hey, Perceptor, what's shaking? Other than this fortress?

Perceptor: Blaster, Ultra Magnus sent orders to contact Optimus Prime on Moon Base One!

Blaster: All right! Cover your receptors, Perceptor!

[He transforms into a ghetto blaster and broadcasts the message]

Blaster: Optimus Prime, do you read me? The Decepticons are blitzing Autobot City, we're really taking a pounding. Don't know how much longer we can hold out.

Jazz: Roger me. Wilco me. Anything. Hello. Hello. Earth?

Blaster: I'm pickin' up a faint signal!

[He transforms into a ghetto blaster and monitors the message]

Jazz: This is Jazz. A ginormous weird lookin' planet just showed up in the suburbs of Cybertron.

Cliffjumper: And it's attacking Moon Base One...

[static obscures the message]

Ultra Magnus: Jazz! Cliffjumper!

Darwin: Blaster, do something.

Blaster: What do you suggest I do?

Mice, Mice: Poop in his hand. Poop in his hand.

Blaster: I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty. *WOOOHOO!*

[jumps in RC car over toys]

Blaster: But I love it.

Juarez: Blaster, don't drop a pellet.

Blaster: Too late.

Blaster: Yo, Jaurez, did you catch the little leg twitch at the end of my "death"? Ah! That was acting, baby. I was feeling it!

Juarez: Yes, amazing. Tell me you are not part possum.

Blaster: OK, you can laugh now, but some of those people back there were crying. It was like the end of Old Yeller.

Juarez: [to Penny] You try to put a bow on me, you're gonna lose a finger.

Blaster: That little girl has no idea know what she's in for!

Penny: I'm gonna put nail polish and lipstick on her and a dress.

Juarez: A dress? You're going to lose your whole hand!

Hurley: My stomach doesn't do well with action-adventure.

Darwin: Hurley, don't you dare.

[Hurley lets out a big fart that fogs up Darwin and Hurley's plastic ball]

Darwin: Yuck, Hurley. That's disgusting. I can't breathe.

Hurley: Roll down the window.

Blaster: These things don't have windows, Hurley!

Blaster: Is that all you got?

Connor: Ready to go for the record?

Blaster: Maybe this would be a good time to take your medication.

Speckles: Hello, Darwin.

Darwin: Speckles, you're alive. You infiltrated the bad guy's lair. Where is he?

Speckles: I am the bad guy. What? You really think I let myself get killed in a garbage truck? Ha! Well I hid in a soup can. Rode it all the way to the city dump. And it was stinky.

Juarez: Speckles.

Blaster: I can't believe the mole was the mole.

Blaster: Why are you dressed like guinea pig barbie.

Juarez: One more word like that and ill turn you into a smokeside of bacon.

Blaster: Well you are sizzling hot.

Blaster: Most human problems can be solved by an appropriate charge of high explosives.

Johnson: Red wine and uppers... that's why we call him Sailor. He used to take a lot of red wine and uppers, and just sail away.

Charts: How come he wears that goddamned grenade around his neck?

Blaster: Sailor always said, that if life got too shitty, he'd just pull the pin and see what's next.