Biaggio Quotes in The Kings of Summer (2013)

Joe: Vicki's making eyes at you man. Go talk to her. She's so into it.

Biaggio: There's no point in me talking to her anyways.

Joe: Why not?

Biaggio: Joe, I'm gay.

Joe: Are you sure?

Biaggio: Yes, my lungs fill up every time the seasons change.

Joe: That's not being gay, Biaggio.

Biaggio: What?

Joe: Pretty sure that's Cystic Fibrosis.

Biaggio: Oh.

Biaggio: In Italian, the word for snake means 'the demon's cock'.

Patrick: No it doesn't.

Biaggio: There's a chance that it doesn't.

Joe: I don't trust that old guy.

Biaggio: He has a shadow behind his eyes.

Vicki: How long have you been standing there?

Biaggio: Hello

Joe: That's not an answer.

Biaggio: Do you know we've been walking for half a mile? I can tell by how much we've bonded.

Joe: You haven't said a word the whole time.

Vicki: So Biaggio, what do you do?

Biaggio: I met a dog the other day, it taught me how to die.

Joe: Ah... Is anything better than a good stogie, Biaggio?

Biaggio: Being in a situation where it's easier to lie but you choose to tell the truth.

Joe: Hmm. Guess that's better.

Joe: You made these?

Biaggio: I did. It took very little time. Very few days.