Biaggio Quotes in The Kings of Summer (2013)
Joe: Vicki's making eyes at you man. Go talk to her. She's so into it.
Biaggio: There's no point in me talking to her anyways.
Joe: Why not?
Biaggio: Joe, I'm gay.
Joe: Are you sure?
Biaggio: Yes, my lungs fill up every time the seasons change.
Joe: That's not being gay, Biaggio.
Joe: Pretty sure that's Cystic Fibrosis.
Biaggio: In Italian, the word for snake means 'the demon's cock'.
Patrick: No it doesn't.
Biaggio: There's a chance that it doesn't.
Joe: I don't trust that old guy.
Biaggio: He has a shadow behind his eyes.
Vicki: How long have you been standing there?
Joe: That's not an answer.
Biaggio: Do you know we've been walking for half a mile? I can tell by how much we've bonded.
Joe: You haven't said a word the whole time.
Vicki: So Biaggio, what do you do?
Biaggio: I met a dog the other day, it taught me how to die.
Joe: Ah... Is anything better than a good stogie, Biaggio?
Biaggio: Being in a situation where it's easier to lie but you choose to tell the truth.
Joe: Hmm. Guess that's better.
Joe: You made these?
Biaggio: I did. It took very little time. Very few days.
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