Bertha Quotes in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)

Bertha: [as Johnny turns to leave] Just a second, you. You don't stink of anything I don't like, and you kind of remind me of an old boyfriend, okay?

[she offers him one dollar]

Bertha: This won't take you very far.

Johnny: [taking the money] Sweetheart, it's gonna take me to the moon.

Dr. Marie Lazarus: Oh, my God. How did you get this?

Bertha: Stole it from the police depot. Why?

Moreno: You know, this looks like the exhaust system from an F-27.

Dr. Marie Lazarus: No, it's the prototype for Robo's flight pack. The funding ran out before we got a chance to test it.

Bertha: How do you know so much about it?

Dr. Marie Lazarus: Oh, I designed it.

Zack: [chortles] Well, it looks like the odds on the home team just went up.

T. Paul: Oh Mama. Please go on back to bed, Mama.

Bertha: [smacks T] What kind of man stay out 'til 2:30 in the morning and then comes back lookin' like a bruised turd?

T. Paul: Mama I wasn't...

Bertha: [Smacks him again] Don't you talk back!

Nick Beam: Don't talk back to your mother.

[Bertha slaps him]

Nick Beam: Ow. What did I do?

Bertha: You got that slap 'cause you with him and I know you part of whatever badness he into. You got some explainin' to do in the morning, Mr. Gentleman. Now you think on that!

[Smacks T. Paul again then leaves]

Mario: [trying to get a dance with Big Bertha] Hey, the name's Mario. I'm your main man, your ram-a-dame, your can of spam...

Bertha: [punches him and laughs]

Mario: [second try] Excuse me. Will you hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity. The way your knuckles crunched as you smashed 'em into my face.

Bertha: [grabs him by the jacket] Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like.

Bertha: Come and get it, big boy.

Bertha: I can't stop thinkin' about those girls. The ones that got, you know...

Mrs. Croft: Well, I'm not surprised, the way you carry on. Just see it never happens to you, that's all.

Bertha: In order to be a real dame you've got to kneel before a queen!

Bertha: Personally, I never enjoy sex with someone I know.

Arnold: Our Lady of High Standards!

Bertha: You don't need a maid. You need the mafia.

Bertha: It's been swell meetin' ya, Miss True...

Madeline True: Madeleine, please.

[She takes Bertha's hand]

Bertha: Ok, well, I'll catch ya later, maybe. I gotta drum up some business if ya gather my meaning.

Madeline True: Oh I'll be here, if you ever need a shoulder.

Lily Mae Crippen: I'm a New Gospelite. My Papa's a preacher.

Ruby: Yeah? Well, if he's a preacher, I should think he could get you out of here.

Lily Mae Crippen: Oh, but he don't wanna get me out. He put me in!

Sadie: Lily Mae used to pass around the plate at Papa's church.

Bertha: And that ain't all.

Lily Mae Crippen: Oh, hush your mouth. I didn't run around with the Navy.

Bertha: What's wrong with the Navy?

Sadie: What difference does it make why she's in here? The question is what right have they to put her in here? Or you? Or you? Or me? We haven't done anything those society debutantes don't do! But, you ever hear of society girls being sent up? No! It's the system!

Bertha: She's a communist.

Sadie: I am not. I'm a socialist!

Ruby: What's the difference?

Bertha: That's a question she loves you to ask. Now, you are in for it.

Sadie: Now, the difference is...

Ruby: Save your breath, sister. I don't care what the difference is. I'm a Democrat.

Sadie: There's Gypsy now.

Ruby: Who?

Gypsy: Well, well, well, look who's here! Hah! Is this a laugh!

Bertha: Well, that's the new girl. Do you know her?

Gypsy: Do I know her? I'll tell the world I know her. She's the Queen of Sheba.

Bertha: What?

Gypsy: What's the matter, Queenie? Did our boyfriend kick you off your throne?

Gypsy: Well, sisters, I'm on my way. Goodbye Bertha, I'll be missing your snoring.

Bertha: Goodbye.

Gypsy: Goodbye Lily Mae.

[who is black]

Gypsy: You're the only dark cloud I ever liked.

Lily Mae Crippen: Goodbye Gypsy, take care of yourself.

Gypsy: Goodbye Trotsky, keep up the fight for the workin' people!

Sadie: Goodbye, but, the day will come when you'll remember some of the things I've said. When Capitalism...

Gypsy: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Tell it to them. My times up!