Gail Quotes in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)

Gail: You have ten seconds to tell us what your doing bringing COPS to Old Town!

Gail: Well Australia, it must be really nice there since they got rid of the apartheid.

Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much cooler.

Gail: Usually he's harder than trigonometry.

[Zohan shows Gail the gel that was thrown at the salon; Gail tastes the gel]

Gail: Oh, that's Neosporin! I use it on cuts and on genital sores.

Wade: I'm in charge now. I could bury you and Roarke tonight. I could do anything I want with you.

Gail: Then go ahead. Don't keep telling me how tough you are, Wade, just show me.

[first lines]

Gail: Roarke! Roarke! I've told you for the 157th time, turn that damn music off. I'm losing my hearing. Jeez. You gotta find your sneakers buddy. You owe me.

Gail: Are you makin' a pass at me?

Tom: I don't know, is that what it's called this far outside of Boston?

Gail: This far *inside* of marriage, you mean.

Tom: I think we're sufficiently alienated for this to qualify as a pass.

Gail: You're gonna scream your guts out, you'll be so happy.

Roarke: How come you're on his side?

Gail: I'm not on anybody's side, I'm on everybody's side, I'm the mother.

Gail: You listen to me you little idiot. I'm not bullshitting you about the gauntlet. It's big. It's bigger than anything you've seen. And tomorrow, Wade, you're going to drown in it. And the rest of us are going to be hauled under with the raft. So I'm not going to pretend that I give a shit about you and your stupid friend and your pathetic small time nothing life! But I've got everything I care about in this world in this boat, and I've got my baby girl waiting at the other end, and I know I cannot do this. I cannot row this big water man, that's the truth. I cannot do it!

Wade: You're an amazing woman.

Gail: Jack you shouldn't be here. Ted will come arrest you and him.

Jack Walsh: Arrest us?

Gail: Yeah.

Jack Walsh: Then we're in trouble because I'm afraid I'm little short of bribe money.

Gail: All right Jack, don't.

Jack Walsh: How is Lieutenant whatever-his-name-is?

Gail: It's captain now.

Jack Walsh: Oh, captain! Royalty!

Gail: Jack, I don't want any trouble. Do you understand that? Please. It's not a good day for this. I mean it!

Jack Walsh: I'm sorry my fugitive timetable doesn't coincide with your social calendar.

Jonathan Mardukas: I don't think she's saying that.

Jack Walsh: Stay out of this, John.

Gail: All right, same old Jack. You get your feelings hurt then you just walk around and hurt everybody else.

Jack Walsh: The last thing I need right now is one of your lectures.

Gail: I'm not lecturing you, stupid! I'm trying to protect you.

Jack Walsh: Oh, come on.

Gail: Ted will be home any minute. We're all going out tonight. It's an important night for us.

Jack Walsh: Important night? What so important about tonight? Wait, let me guess. What is it, pay-off night?

Gail: All right, that's it. Get out!

Gail: Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.

Gail: Whoo, that little peanut can sing!

John: He really can. It sounds to me, though, Gail, like his boys haven't dropped yet, if you know what I mean.

Gail: If you mean his testicles, then I do, John. I do. I really do.

Gail: The Barden Bellas went deep into the archive for that song, John. I remember singing it with my own a cappella group.

John: And what group was that, Gail?

Gail: The Minstrel Cycles, John.

John: Well, that's an unfortunate name.

Gail: I think we have just seen some a cappella history being made, John.

John: And from an all-female group, Gail. I could never have called this one.

Gail: Never. Well, you are a misogynist at heart, so there's no way you would have bet on these girls to win.

John: Absolutely.

John: The bad boys of a cappella have just gotten badder!

Gail: Whoo! That's right, John, I'm gonna have to excuse myself to freshen up the downtown.

John: Can I help?

Gail: Is it me, or did we just take a left turn into snooze-ville?

John: Yeah, and we parked in a lot where they do not validate.

John: This does not look like the fresh-faced nubile Bellas that we have come to know. Is it me, or are those skirts just not working anymore?

Gail: You're walking the line, John. It's a nice surprise to see the Bellas mixing it up. It's refreshing, yet displeasing to the eye.

Gail: John, a change of pace could not come soon enough here for the Barden Bellas. This is not a great way to start their season.

John: Yeah, this number is like an elephant dart to the public's face.

John: Oh my goodness gracious, would you look at this - gone are those Bella uniforms, and this is a whole new look for them, and it's hot, hot, hot!

Gail: John, these girls could turn me!

John: Now this is exactly the type of performance you would expect to see at the international championship of collegiate a capella, am I right, Gail?

Gail: Oh John, you're so right, everything else seems wrong.

[Talking about the rivalry between the Barden Bellas and Das Sound Machine]

John: This could be the most significant conflict between America and Germany in history!

Gail: ...Crack a book, John.

Gail: I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!

Beth: Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp, because I'm allergic to oxymorons!

Gail: Two months ago, you thought you had a malignant melanoma.

Mickey: Naturally, I, I- Do you know I- The sudden appearance of a black spot on my back!

Gail: It was on your shirt!

Mickey: I- How was I to know? Everyone was pointing back here.

Gail: Listen, kid, I think you snapped your cap. Maybe you need a few weeks in Bermuda or something. Or go to a whorehouse!

Sean: Hey why do you guys really, really come here? Is it just to ruin my weekends and embarrass me in front of my friends at my home?

Gail: Your home? This isn't your home. It was our parents home! But I don't see you making any contributions. You've got no wife, no kids. You insult the only family you have. You keep this up and you'll die alone, like a dog, like a bum, like Van Gogh.

Gail: [in a schoolgirl outfit] It reminds me of the skirts that the girls wear at your school.

Mr. Anderson: Really? Huh...

Gail: [taking off the jacket] I'm a little schoolgirl. I don't want Mr. Anderson to spank me!

Sonny Burns: I would like to... go to... bed with you.

Gail: To... take a nap?

Sonny Burns: To have sexual intercourse

Gail: All right...

Gail: Your aunt had to bring up Lumpy.

Kristin: Mom, someone died. People are gonna talk about it.

Gail: But that's all they talk about. Oh, your best man got drunk and died at the wedding. Do you know that he hit on your cousin Lindsay?

Kristin: She's fourteen. They were just dancing.

Gail: I think it's inappropriate. I don't like it.

[pause]

Gail: Well, don't tell me you don't wish that it didn't happen on your wedding night?

Kristin: Actually... I just wish that it didn't happen.

Gail: And I walked over to her and I'm trying to relax her and calm her down and I said, "I like your hair!" and she has this Southern accent and she says, "My hair - makes me closer to Jesus." And I couldn't believe it! It looked like she had gone to an ice cream store to get her hair done! Three scoops!

Gail: Those boys in that Chrysler are one mistake away from seeing what Miho can do, and she' been aching for some practice.

Dwight: She guides my glance upwards to the pixie perched on the roof's edge. Deadly little Miho.

Gail: [to the Oldtown Girls] We'll fight the cops, the mob, and anybody else who tries to move in on us. We'll go to war.

Dwight: Don't be stupid, Gail. Get me a car.

Gail: Who do you think you are? You got what you wanted out of us.

[Gail puts the gun to his face]

Gail: You got what you wanted out of me.

Dwight: If I don't make it back, you can have your war.

[Dwight and Gail kiss]

Dwight: [to Miho] Get me a hardtop with a decent engine and make sure it's got a big trunk.

[to Gail]

Dwight: I'll always love ya, baby.

Gail: Always and never.

[repeated line]

Dwight, Gail: Yeesh.

Dwight: [narrating] Dozens of them. Armed to the teeth. I'm outnumbered. Outgunned. But the alley is crooked, dark, and very narrow. They can't surround me. Sometimes you can beat the odds with a careful choice of where to fight.

Dwight: [holding Jackie Boy's head over the group of mobsters with Becky and Gail in tow] You can have Old Town! I don't care... just gimme the woman!

[Jackie Boy's head 'talks' with tape over its mouth]

Dwight: Shut up.

Gail: Dwight... don't do this.

Becky: Hey, wait a minute, something's not right...

Schutz: SHUT UP! Or I'll plug ya.

Manute: Of course, Mr. McCarthy. A fair trade. She's all yours.

Manute: [the head and Gail are exchanged. The group raise their guns] Now, if you'll explain to me why we shouldn't blow both of you to pieces?

Gail: Dwight... what have you done?

Dwight: Exactly what I had to... every step of the way.

Becky: No! It isn't right! There wasn't no tape over his mouth! How come there's tape over his mouth?

[Dwight produces Brian's remote and the head detonates from a hidden grenade, knocking back a few of the gangsters]

Dwight: [narrating] Where to fight counts for a lot...

Manute: Cute trick, McCarthy... but it will do you no good...

Dwight: [continuing] But there's nothing like having your friends show up...

[We see a battalion of armed Old Town girls surround the alley]

Dwight: With lotsa guns...

Manute: NO! McCarthy, you SHIT!

Dwight: He's got the drop on her!

Gail: He's got squat! He's dead. He's just too damn dumb to know it.

Dwight: This clown's out of control. I followed him here to make sure he didn't hurt any of the girls.

Gail: Us helpless little girls.

Gail: Yeah, I had a dream Charlie. But now I'm awake, and I hate my dream.

Gail: Charlie, where's my cheesecake?

Carlito: Hey lady, I know you.

Gail: Buzz off.

Carlito: Yeah, I know you, you used to go out with that good-looking guy, what was his name again? Oh yeah, Carlito Brigante.

Gail: [turns around] Charlie?

[after Carlito has made his decision on helping David out]

Gail: [crying] That's the last time I wipe up your blood!

[last lines]

Gail: I've come up with a title.

Gail, Lizzie: What are you two talking about?

Spud, Tommy: Football! What are you talking about?

Gail, Lizzie: Shopping!

[in ladies' room]

Gail: I read it in Cosmopolitan.

Lizzie: It's an interesting theory.

Gail: Actually it's a nightmare. I've been desperate for a shag but watching him suffer was just too much fun! - - You should try it with Tommy.

Lizzie: What? And deny myself the only pleasure I get from him?

Gail: [after asking her husband to let her use his truck] He said no.

Ree: Did you tell him I'd spring for gas?

Gail: I told him. He still won't.

Ree: Why not?

Gail: He never says why not to me, Ree, he just says no.

Ree: Man, it's so sad to hear you say he won't let you do somethin' and then you *don't* do it.

Gail: It's different once you're married.

Ree: It really must be. 'Cause you ain't never used to eat no shit.

Randy: [Frank and Charlie have arrived unexpected at Frank's brother's house for Thanksgiving. Randy opens the door and the smile on his face disappears] Yes?

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Yes! Who is this?

Randy: It's Randy.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Randy? You new?

Randy: I'm your nephew.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Hah! Here I am. Your sister's been hoarding me long enough. Tught it's time to spread the riches around.

Gail: [Comes around the door] Uncle Frank.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Gloria.

Gail: [upset at having to correct him] Gail.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Of course.

[enters into the house]

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Say "hello" to the potluck party from New York City. Good ol' Uncle Frank and this here with him is Charlie Simms, star halfback of the Baird School football team. They not only beat Exeter and Grotin this year, but Aquinas High School too.

Jeannine: Hey, you stand behind me in the choir, you sing well, you have a lot of energy.

Conrad "Con" Jarrett: Oh you do, I mean, I do?

Jeannine: I mean that's a good thing. I'm Jeannine Pratt.

Gail: And you're Conrad Jarrett, remember?

Conrad "Con" Jarrett: Yeah, right!

Jeannine: Well I'll see you around.

Conrad "Con" Jarrett: Bye.

Lazenby: [mocking Jeannine] You have a lot of energy!

Gail: They say a martini is like a woman's breast: one ain't enough and three is too many.

Gail: I don't understand how you can open your heart to a camera and I'm, I am flesh and blood! I feel like I have already lost you!

Gail: [while reading the newspaper] Some women saw that little AIDS boy at Peterson's yesterday.

Erik: It's in the newspaper?

Gail: No. Jan told me. I seen him in his yard but I didn't know he left the house.

Erik: Why can't I go see Dad?

Gail: [thinks for a moment] Well, call him. If he says "yes," I'll put you on the next plane. You know, you and his little friend Cindy could go to the movies and get in for half price.

Erik: She's 23, Mom.

Gail: Oh, amazing. Old enough to drink.

Erik: Yeah, but she doesn't.

[to a werewolf who sneaks into her room as she pulls up her pants]

Gail: This is VERY rude!

Leo Grainger: Couldn't you sleep?

Gail: No. My room is cold and damp. Only this hateful fog seems to be at home there.

Gail: Oh, but I'll have to find Leo and tell him I'm going. He isn't in his room.

Jeff Kingsley: I found Leo. He has no objections to your going.

Gail: Oh, but don't you think we ought to find out if any of the others want to come with us?

Jeff Kingsley: I found that out, too. They won't be coming with us. Not this trip.

[first lines]

Gail: Leo? Leo, are you out here?