Bernice Quotes in Heaven & Earth (1993)
Bernice Quotes:
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[Bernice leads Le Ly to the kitchen]
Bernice: You hungry, Ly? Mind if I call Ly for short?
[She opens the fridge and Le Ly is surprise to see the amount of food, Bernice takes out certain food to show it to her]
Bernice: For dinner, we have steak, potatoes, beans and for dessert, strawberries. Don't worry, we'll get the kids back to normal in no time!
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Bernice: I just want her to be grateful for what she has!
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[Bernice discovers a hole in her dress]
Bernice: Look at it! Mummy! What am I going to do? This is Angelica's fault! Mummy! Look at it! Call her Mummy, call her at once!
Hortense: And make her put our...
Hortense, Bernice: clothes in order!
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Bernice: Papa, I wish I was. I wish I was a whore. Then I could walk out of here with you. But I can't. I just can't leave him Papa. I love him!
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[Frances is about to attack the homophobic customs official; Bernice, a security guard, steps in]
Bernice: Do we have a problem in here?
Frances: Bernice? Oh my god, I haven't seen you since the women's music festival!
[Bernice hustles Frances and Maggie out the door]
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Bernice: The League of Gentlemen! Extraordinary!
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Bernice: And a giraffe will spunk up over a load of old biddies.
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Bernice: [inside the confessional] Sometimes do you touch yourself in a way that... seems forbidden?
Extra: [looks shame-faced at her feet]
Bernice: I'll take that as a yes. Now love, you might ask what harm can come from a young maiden such as yourself being drawn toward this... attractive Chevalier. To find yourself opening like a beautiful flower in the warmth of the morning sun; enjoying the simple blossoming of womanhood. Bullshit!
Extra: [looking panic-stricken and confused]
Bernice: You come in here with your fishy fingers all over my communion wafers, slinging your jelly every hour God sends! Go on - get stuffed! You should be digusted with yourself! Go play stinky pinky somewhere else!
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Bernice: You know it's very difficult being a beautiful woman, men just never leave you alone.
Greg Nolan: You won't believe this, but I'm leaving you alone.
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Bernice: Well, did you hear a nightingale? Did the blood dash against the distant shores of your heart?
Greg Nolan: Nope.
Bernice: What did you feel?
Greg Nolan: Nothin.
Bernice: Nothin?
Greg Nolan: N-o-t-h-i-n.
Bernice: Sick him Albert!
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Bernice: What you want for dinner?
Odell: You mean, what do I *want*, or what do I want that you can *cook*?
Bernice: Well, in that case, where are you taking me?
Odell: Yeah, what do you want to have?
Bernice: You mean, what do I *want*, or what do I want that you can *afford*?
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Bernice: I need your opinion on something here. These are my favorite names for the baby so far: "Amaretta," "Caramel," or "Treblinka"
Claudia: You yokel, naming your baby after a German concentration camp!
Bernice: I thought Treblinka was one of those cute little fairies from Cinderella.
Claudia: You moron!
Bernice: I hope my water breaks all over your fur coat!
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Bernice: Don't worry about me having dinner, I'll just lick the crumbs off my filthy sheets!
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Claudia: Well, what was I supposed to think. They looked insane.
Bernice: We're not insane. We're from New Jersey.
Fred: Yeah, the Garden State.
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Bernice: [from upstairs while everyone is eating downstairs] Don't worry about me having dinner. I'll just lick the crumbs off my filthy sheets!
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Bernice: [from upstairs while Jessie is trying to sneak out] Not so fast, missy! It's time to shift my butt!
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