Bernice Bernie Rhodenbarr Quotes in Burglar (1987)

[to the man who just tried to kill her by drowning]

Bernice Bernie Rhodenbarr: You ruined my life, my 'do, AND my Manilow tapes!

Frankie: What line of work are you in?

Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr: I'm a cat burglar.

Frankie: Oh, shit! What do you do with them?

Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr: What?

Frankie: The cats!

[Both laughing]

Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr: I hold them for ransom!

Frankie: Is there any money in that?

[laughing]

Frankie: Oh, Jeezus! Look who's asking if there's any money in pussy!

Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr: [Bernice enters the apartment and the alarm sounds] That's right, bitch, don't tell me about the alarm.