Shelly Quotes in Ink (2009)
Shelly Quotes:
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Shelly: This has got to stop. You can't be absent all the time.
John's Incubus: [whispers] She hated your success.
Shelly: You have a whole other life... you are forgetting.
John's Incubus: [whispers] You can't change that now.
[at funeral]
John's Incubus: You were so ashamed.
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[last lines]
Donald Clarke: Any time anyone is ever mean to you, or if you ever feel bad, or even if you just want to talk, I want you to come back to this exact spot. This is were I'm going to be forever and ever. And I'll be listening.
Shelly: [kisses him]
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Shelly: She won't come out. It's been a whole day. You have to do something, Harry.
Harry: The funeral's starting.
Shelly: Open your eyes, she's eleven years old! Her only friend in the world is dead.
Harry: I know that, but what do you want from me?
Shelly: Stop hiding, Harry! You run, Harry. When I first came here, the idea of working with dead people didn't exactly thrill me. When I saw a family that lived here, I thought, if I'm living without a family, at least I can work with one and maybe, once in a while, be invited in for supper.
Harry: Yeah... and when those suppers are disrupted because there's a car crash, or there's a fire, or a little boy steps on a beehive...
Shelly: I'm not asking you to stop caring for those people. But life isn't just death, Harry. Don't ignore the living, especially your daughter.
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Shelly: They're dead. All they have are their looks.
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Shelly: The first rule of eye makeup is that you can never wear enough blue eye shadow.
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Thomas J. Sennett: I'm gonna drive us to Liverpool.
Shelly: Liverpool?
Vada: Big Ringo fan.
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Shelly: You know, Vada, you have to watch what you eat at the carnival. I remember one summer I went with my two older cousins, and they both ate hot dogs, and the next day they had nephritis.
Vada: Nephritis is a kidney disease, you don't get it from eating hot dogs.
Shelly: Well I'm no doctor, all I know is the next morning when they woke up, they had real high temperatures and their faces got really fat.
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Morty: Shelly, what happened here? $140,00 for a PLATE? $47,000 for a carpet? A USED carpet? $300,00 for a Lamborghini? Are you crazy?
Shelly: I bought the car for you! It was only 300 grand! It was a GIFT!
Morty: With my money you bought it! I bought me the gift!
Shelly: Jesus, Morty, all I want is a lifestyle, y'know - with some ambiance and some classic eternal good taste!
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Bill: Nice car, used to have one myself.
Shelly: Thanks. So, what's going on in there? Is it just a lot of battered women dancing around or what?
Bill: Yeah, sort of. Not really my scene.
Shelly: Me neither.
Bill: So, are you here with anybody?
Shelly: Not really.
Bill: How old are you?
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Brenda: Morty! Well, look at you. You look prosperous.
Morty: Brenda, don't embarrass me.
Brenda: [Mocking Morty] Don't embarrass you.
Morty: Don't make a scene.
Brenda: Don't make a scene.
Morty: Do not make a scene.
Brenda: Don't embarrass you! You've got a *nerve*! I'll tell you what's embarrassing!
Morty: Keep your voice down.
Brenda: Being hassled by Mr. Zaworsky... because I'm behind in the rent, *that's* embarrassing. Worrying about how I'm gonna get my kid through college, *that's* embarrassing!
Morty: You know something? You *never* listen. For twenty years you never ever listened. Here,
[grabs a yellow blouse]
Morty: honey why don't you try this one in a fitting room, looks very nice on you.
Brenda: You know, I could use this. It's very beautiful and I love the color. But what am I gonna to use for money? HOW AM I GONNA PAY FOR IT?
Morty: It's the *company* that is expanding. Don't you understand that? The *company*, not *me*! I'm a mere laborer!
Brenda: You're a liar and a FRAUD!
Morty: I have no money.
Brenda: Really? Why don't you look in your purse?
Morty: Oh you're very funny.
Shelly: There stunning Morton, I need all of them.
Brenda: Morton?
Shelly: [covers her face with a dress] Oh God, make it go away.
Brenda: Shelly! Look at you! My my, the bulimia certainly has paid off.
Morty: Don't start.
Brenda: What's a matter Morty? Can't you buy her a whole dress?
Shelly: Brenda, why don't you try these on in
[holds out her arms]
Shelly: *your size*!
Morty: It's really a delight running into you today Brenda.
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Shelly: [of her salad dressing] Normally I bring my own. You know that fat free ranch stuff. But this, this is restaurant quality.
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Shelly: Brenda, why don't you try on one of these in *your size*?
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Shelly: Gunilla Garson Goldberg, personally inviting me to one of her super-social luncheons!
Morty: Why?
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Shelly: It's just... funny, don't yah think, that when you can't afford something, it's like *really expensive* but then when you can afford it, it's like, free? It's kinda backwards, don't yah think?
Cate: Yeah, well... the world is a bit like that, I guess, in a lot of ways.
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Shelly: These fucking crutches are too long.
Dave Spritz: What did you say?
Noreen: Shelly!
[turns to Dave]
Noreen: Well, what were you doing?
Dave Spritz: It was a picnic.
Noreen: [referring to Shelly] And she tore something?
Dave Spritz: ACL. MCL.
Noreen: Which?
Dave Spritz: [after a slight pause] Both.
Noreen: Dave!
Dave Spritz: Well, we didn't go bungee jumping! It was a fucking potato-sack race!
Noreen: That's where she got it.
Dave Spritz: What?
Noreen: "Fucking" this. "Fucking" that.
Dave Spritz: No, I never said that around her.
Noreen: You don't know you have, Dave, because you don't pay attention!
Dave Spritz: Fuck that.
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Dave Spritz: You know when I was in school, I guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean. . names, and stuff. Do you ever get called names?
Shelly: Like what?
Dave Spritz: I don't know - like, dummy if you miss a question. . or, camel toe?
Shelly: Yeah... camel toe.
Dave Spritz: Do you know why?
Shelly: Why, what?
Dave Spritz: Why you get called camel toe. .
Shelly: Yeah.
Dave Spritz: Why hun?. .
Shelly: Because, camel toes are tough. They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks. I'm tough.
Dave Spritz: That's right. It's because they're tough. Ready to shop again? . .
Shelly: I think they make car tires out of camel toes.
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Shelly: I heard they make tires out of camel toes.
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Shelly: Lootz is kryptonite on a stick.
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Shelly: I can make you disappear like *that*! And not one fucking person would miss you! Not one fucking person!
Natalie: Bernie would! He loves me. He loves me, and that kills you, doesn't it, Shelly?
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Andy: Goddammit, Shelly, why do you always have to be such an asshole?
Shelly: Sorry. And I'm not an asshole, I'm an actor.
Andy: Same thing.
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Chris: Shelly, why aren't you at the lake with everybody else?
Shelly: Oh, they said they were going skinny-dipping. I'm not skinny enough.
-- Shelly -
Shelly: [accidentally knocks over the gang's motorcycles in Rick's car] Oh, shit.
Vera: "Oh, shit" is right! Let's get outta here!
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Vera: Look, I'm gonna go outside for a few minutes and then when I get back in, we'll talk.
Shelly: Yeah, sure. We'll talk...
[under his breath]
Shelly: Bitch.
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Shelly: Would you be yourself if you looked like this?
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Shelly: Is that all you're gonna do this weekend? Smoke dope?
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Shelly: [the posessed Shelly's face is smoking and scarred] Thank you. I don't know what I would have done if I had remained on those hot coals, burning my pretty flesh.
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Shelly: [about Cheryl] Why does she keep making those horrible noises?
Ash: I don't know!
Shelly: Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes! For God's sake, what happened to her eyes?
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Jamal: Eve thought she saw a snake out there.
Curt: Wait. She saw a snake? Did you get a good look at it?
Eve: It looked like a black snake.
Jamal: A black mamba.
Shelly: A black mamba?
Jamal: Yeah. A big one.
Gary: Those things are like seriously dangerous.
Dana: Should we move camp?
Curt: It wasn't a black mamba. The mamba is an African snake. Only place you're going to see them are zoos and habitats. So we don't need to move. We're fine. Could have been a cottonmouth. They're pretty dangerous as well. Not as bad as a mamba but be careful guys.
Jamal: All I know is, it was big and black.
Eve: Yeah.
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Kevin: Dude, you're busted.
Matt: I may be busted, but I'm out of school, baby.
Kevin, Matt: The beer is good, the sex is fine, we're the Class of 2009!
Shelly: You guys are full of shit.
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[Jerry finds an old but servicable vehicle under a tarp in the "abandoned" western town]
Kevin: Awesome, dude! Let's go for help.
Matt: Awesome, dude! Let's go to jail for grand theft auto.
Kevin: Dude, it's a clunker. Who's going to care?
Shelly: The owner?
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[Kevin has just lost a quick draw contest with "the sheriff"]
Matt: He's dead.
Tracy: What?
Matt: He's bleeding. He's really fucking dead!
Shelly: I thought you said that they were just... blanks.
Victoria Bailey: Honey, your friend did have blanks, but my husband uses real bullets.
-- Shelly -
Shelly: Hey, asshole! It's your turn to die.
-- Shelly
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