Shelly Quotes in Ink (2009)

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  • Shelly: This has got to stop. You can't be absent all the time.

    John's Incubus: [whispers] She hated your success.

    Shelly: You have a whole other life... you are forgetting.

    John's Incubus: [whispers] You can't change that now.

    [at funeral]

    John's Incubus: You were so ashamed.

  • [last lines]

    Donald Clarke: Any time anyone is ever mean to you, or if you ever feel bad, or even if you just want to talk, I want you to come back to this exact spot. This is were I'm going to be forever and ever. And I'll be listening.

    Shelly: [kisses him]

  • Shelly: She won't come out. It's been a whole day. You have to do something, Harry.

    Harry: The funeral's starting.

    Shelly: Open your eyes, she's eleven years old! Her only friend in the world is dead.

    Harry: I know that, but what do you want from me?

    Shelly: Stop hiding, Harry! You run, Harry. When I first came here, the idea of working with dead people didn't exactly thrill me. When I saw a family that lived here, I thought, if I'm living without a family, at least I can work with one and maybe, once in a while, be invited in for supper.

    Harry: Yeah... and when those suppers are disrupted because there's a car crash, or there's a fire, or a little boy steps on a beehive...

    Shelly: I'm not asking you to stop caring for those people. But life isn't just death, Harry. Don't ignore the living, especially your daughter.

  • Shelly: They're dead. All they have are their looks.

  • Shelly: The first rule of eye makeup is that you can never wear enough blue eye shadow.

  • Thomas J. Sennett: I'm gonna drive us to Liverpool.

    Shelly: Liverpool?

    Vada: Big Ringo fan.

  • Shelly: You know, Vada, you have to watch what you eat at the carnival. I remember one summer I went with my two older cousins, and they both ate hot dogs, and the next day they had nephritis.

    Vada: Nephritis is a kidney disease, you don't get it from eating hot dogs.

    Shelly: Well I'm no doctor, all I know is the next morning when they woke up, they had real high temperatures and their faces got really fat.

  • Morty: Shelly, what happened here? $140,00 for a PLATE? $47,000 for a carpet? A USED carpet? $300,00 for a Lamborghini? Are you crazy?

    Shelly: I bought the car for you! It was only 300 grand! It was a GIFT!

    Morty: With my money you bought it! I bought me the gift!

    Shelly: Jesus, Morty, all I want is a lifestyle, y'know - with some ambiance and some classic eternal good taste!

  • Bill: Nice car, used to have one myself.

    Shelly: Thanks. So, what's going on in there? Is it just a lot of battered women dancing around or what?

    Bill: Yeah, sort of. Not really my scene.

    Shelly: Me neither.

    Bill: So, are you here with anybody?

    Shelly: Not really.

    Bill: How old are you?

  • Brenda: Morty! Well, look at you. You look prosperous.

    Morty: Brenda, don't embarrass me.

    Brenda: [Mocking Morty] Don't embarrass you.

    Morty: Don't make a scene.

    Brenda: Don't make a scene.

    Morty: Do not make a scene.

    Brenda: Don't embarrass you! You've got a *nerve*! I'll tell you what's embarrassing!

    Morty: Keep your voice down.

    Brenda: Being hassled by Mr. Zaworsky... because I'm behind in the rent, *that's* embarrassing. Worrying about how I'm gonna get my kid through college, *that's* embarrassing!

    Morty: You know something? You *never* listen. For twenty years you never ever listened. Here,

    [grabs a yellow blouse]

    Morty: honey why don't you try this one in a fitting room, looks very nice on you.

    Brenda: You know, I could use this. It's very beautiful and I love the color. But what am I gonna to use for money? HOW AM I GONNA PAY FOR IT?

    Morty: It's the *company* that is expanding. Don't you understand that? The *company*, not *me*! I'm a mere laborer!

    Brenda: You're a liar and a FRAUD!

    Morty: I have no money.

    Brenda: Really? Why don't you look in your purse?

    Morty: Oh you're very funny.

    Shelly: There stunning Morton, I need all of them.

    Brenda: Morton?

    Shelly: [covers her face with a dress] Oh God, make it go away.

    Brenda: Shelly! Look at you! My my, the bulimia certainly has paid off.

    Morty: Don't start.

    Brenda: What's a matter Morty? Can't you buy her a whole dress?

    Shelly: Brenda, why don't you try these on in

    [holds out her arms]

    Shelly: *your size*!

    Morty: It's really a delight running into you today Brenda.

  • Shelly: [of her salad dressing] Normally I bring my own. You know that fat free ranch stuff. But this, this is restaurant quality.

  • Shelly: Brenda, why don't you try on one of these in *your size*?

  • Shelly: Gunilla Garson Goldberg, personally inviting me to one of her super-social luncheons!

    Morty: Why?

  • Shelly: It's just... funny, don't yah think, that when you can't afford something, it's like *really expensive* but then when you can afford it, it's like, free? It's kinda backwards, don't yah think?

    Cate: Yeah, well... the world is a bit like that, I guess, in a lot of ways.

  • Shelly: These fucking crutches are too long.

    Dave Spritz: What did you say?

    Noreen: Shelly!

    [turns to Dave]

    Noreen: Well, what were you doing?

    Dave Spritz: It was a picnic.

    Noreen: [referring to Shelly] And she tore something?

    Dave Spritz: ACL. MCL.

    Noreen: Which?

    Dave Spritz: [after a slight pause] Both.

    Noreen: Dave!

    Dave Spritz: Well, we didn't go bungee jumping! It was a fucking potato-sack race!

    Noreen: That's where she got it.

    Dave Spritz: What?

    Noreen: "Fucking" this. "Fucking" that.

    Dave Spritz: No, I never said that around her.

    Noreen: You don't know you have, Dave, because you don't pay attention!

    Dave Spritz: Fuck that.

  • Dave Spritz: You know when I was in school, I guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean. . names, and stuff. Do you ever get called names?

    Shelly: Like what?

    Dave Spritz: I don't know - like, dummy if you miss a question. . or, camel toe?

    Shelly: Yeah... camel toe.

    Dave Spritz: Do you know why?

    Shelly: Why, what?

    Dave Spritz: Why you get called camel toe. .

    Shelly: Yeah.

    Dave Spritz: Why hun?. .

    Shelly: Because, camel toes are tough. They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks. I'm tough.

    Dave Spritz: That's right. It's because they're tough. Ready to shop again? . .

    Shelly: I think they make car tires out of camel toes.

  • Shelly: I heard they make tires out of camel toes.

  • Shelly: Lootz is kryptonite on a stick.

  • Shelly: I can make you disappear like *that*! And not one fucking person would miss you! Not one fucking person!

    Natalie: Bernie would! He loves me. He loves me, and that kills you, doesn't it, Shelly?

  • Andy: Goddammit, Shelly, why do you always have to be such an asshole?

    Shelly: Sorry. And I'm not an asshole, I'm an actor.

    Andy: Same thing.

  • Chris: Shelly, why aren't you at the lake with everybody else?

    Shelly: Oh, they said they were going skinny-dipping. I'm not skinny enough.

  • Shelly: [accidentally knocks over the gang's motorcycles in Rick's car] Oh, shit.

    Vera: "Oh, shit" is right! Let's get outta here!

  • Vera: Look, I'm gonna go outside for a few minutes and then when I get back in, we'll talk.

    Shelly: Yeah, sure. We'll talk...

    [under his breath]

    Shelly: Bitch.

  • Shelly: Would you be yourself if you looked like this?

  • Shelly: Is that all you're gonna do this weekend? Smoke dope?

  • Shelly: [the posessed Shelly's face is smoking and scarred] Thank you. I don't know what I would have done if I had remained on those hot coals, burning my pretty flesh.

  • Shelly: [about Cheryl] Why does she keep making those horrible noises?

    Ash: I don't know!

    Shelly: Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes! For God's sake, what happened to her eyes?

  • Jamal: Eve thought she saw a snake out there.

    Curt: Wait. She saw a snake? Did you get a good look at it?

    Eve: It looked like a black snake.

    Jamal: A black mamba.

    Shelly: A black mamba?

    Jamal: Yeah. A big one.

    Gary: Those things are like seriously dangerous.

    Dana: Should we move camp?

    Curt: It wasn't a black mamba. The mamba is an African snake. Only place you're going to see them are zoos and habitats. So we don't need to move. We're fine. Could have been a cottonmouth. They're pretty dangerous as well. Not as bad as a mamba but be careful guys.

    Jamal: All I know is, it was big and black.

    Eve: Yeah.

  • Kevin: Dude, you're busted.

    Matt: I may be busted, but I'm out of school, baby.

    KevinMatt: The beer is good, the sex is fine, we're the Class of 2009!

    Shelly: You guys are full of shit.

  • [Jerry finds an old but servicable vehicle under a tarp in the "abandoned" western town]

    Kevin: Awesome, dude! Let's go for help.

    Matt: Awesome, dude! Let's go to jail for grand theft auto.

    Kevin: Dude, it's a clunker. Who's going to care?

    Shelly: The owner?

  • [Kevin has just lost a quick draw contest with "the sheriff"]

    Matt: He's dead.

    Tracy: What?

    Matt: He's bleeding. He's really fucking dead!

    Shelly: I thought you said that they were just... blanks.

    Victoria Bailey: Honey, your friend did have blanks, but my husband uses real bullets.

  • Shelly: Hey, asshole! It's your turn to die.

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