Becca Quotes in The Do-Over (2016)

Becca: [about Heather] Who's this sexy bitch?

Mrs. Kessler: I'm his mother.

Max: Not you ma!

Bill Marks: [about his daughter] She had a magic ribbon. Very powerful. It'll protect you, just like your daddy. Want to see it? I have it in my pocket. I carry it all the time. Here it is. Here. You wrap it around your hand, just like that. That's it, hold on to it now.

Becca: Are you bribing me?

Bill Marks: [smiles] Yes, I am.

Corky: Any word from Lance?

Becca: No.

Corky: Well, I don't mean nothin'. I mean, I don't mean he's dead in a ditch, or gettin' his genitals zapped like I hear that they do to POWs. No ma'am, don't even go there.

Becca: Thanks Corky, you're a real comfort.

Corky: That's what I'm here for.

Becca: You are Theo-dorable!

Becca: Your cock is so smooth!

Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.

Becca: I'm so wet right now.

Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.

[last lines]

Seth: [to Becca] I had such bad acne last year that I pretty much became, like, an expert on the stuff...

[to Evan]

Seth: You drove m...

[to Becca]

Seth: Evan drove me here though, so...

Jules: Well, so, I mean, I have my dad's car... so I could just give you a lift... and then Evan can take Becca home. If that works... I dunno. If it's in your route.

Becca: It'd be fine with me.

Evan: Fine, yeah. Maybe we could get some food.

Becca: Yeah, I'd like that.

Seth: [to Evan] So, I guess I'll call you.

Evan: Yeah, gimme a call. You have my number.

Seth: I have your information. So, uh, put her there...

[they shake hands]

Evan: Perfect. Good. Alright man.

Seth: Okay.

Evan: Okay guys.

Seth: Becca.

Jules: Bye guys. See ya tomorrow.

Becca: See ya Jules.

[Jules and Seth go off leaving Evan and Becca]

Becca: [when Evan doesn't want to have sex with her because she's drunk] I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it.

Becca: I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth.

Becca: [drunkenly making out with Evan] I *so* flirt with you in math.

Evan: Tell me about it. I - same-sies.

Annie: Are you fucking kidding me?

Annie's Mom: Annie?

Annie: No, mom. Mother fucking Paris? I told you about Paris, Helen! I told you about this whole idea!

Lillian: Annie, calm down...

Annie: No, Lillian! What are you gonna go, you're gonna go to Paris with Helen now? What are you gonna, you guys gonna ride around on bikes with berets and fucking baguettes in the basket on the front of your bikes? Oh how romantic! What woman gives another woman a trip to Paris? Am I right? Lesbian! We're all thinking it, aren't we?

Becca: [quickly] I'm not.

Megan: I was.

Annie: Okay! Yes, we're all thinking it, right?

Annie's Mom: Annie...

Annie: Lillian, this is not the you that I know! The you that I know would have walked in here and rolled your eyes and would have thought that this was completely over the top, ridiculous, and stupid! Look at this shower! Look at that *fucking* cookie! Did you really think that this group of women was gonna finish that cookie? Really, and you know that reminds me actually; I never got a chance to try that *fucking* cookie!

[storms off]

Becca: You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!

Helen: [the women are discussing bridal shower ideas] We should throw some ideas around. See if anyone else has a theme they have in mind, or something they'd been thinking of.

Becca: What about a Pixar themed shower? And we all come dressed as our favorite Pixar character?

Megan: That, and I'll just snowball on top of that, also Fight Club. Female fight club. We grease up, we pull in. Lillian doesn't know, so it's, "Surprise! We're going to fight!" We beat the shit out of her. She's not going to forget that.

Charlie Hinton: So... what else can we learn about?

Jamie: Dolphins. Dolphins are good.

Max: Dolphins are fish!

Becca: No, they're not!

Max: Yeah-huh, they live in water!

Becca: That doesn't mean they're fish!

Charlie Hinton: Hey, hey, hey... Calm down now. Maybe we should just ask another question here.

Jamie: ...Where do babies come from?

Charlie Hinton: Eh, eh... Y'know, why don't we go back to the dolphins, or something other than *that*?

Becca: We need more learning about things!

Charlie Hinton: More learning about things?

Becca: Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds!

Becca: This is really weird...

[referring to ringing phone]

Kate: Yeah... Big house, only one phone...

[picks up phone]

Kate: Hello?

[passes it to Becca]

Becca: Hello?

Voice on Phone: I'm coming for you my precious...

Becca: [looks relieved] Hi Mom...

Becca: [she turns around Katie's chair, and her face is all messed up] Katie,are you okay?

[Katie's head falls off]

Becca: Are you okay?

Kate: I hate television - gives me headaches.

Becca: You know, there's so many magnetic waves travelling in the airspace because of TV and television, we're losing like ten times as many brain cells as we're supposed to.

Kate: Oh, please!

Kate: The cow says blank? Three letters?

Becca: Dude!

Kate: Dude! I dont know, magnetic waves, brain cells, I don?t understand the connection between all that stuff.

Becca: You know what else I heard? Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules.

[both look down at breasts]

Becca: Agghh! Oh, my God, turn it off!

Kate: It's not working!

Becca: It's backwards!

Kate: What do we do?

Becca: I dont know! Aghhhh!

Kate: That was kind of scary.

Becca: I know something even scarier.

Kate: Ooh, what?

Becca: Have you heard about this videotape?

Kate: The one where they do it on the boat and then in the car and then in the bathtub? And he's like, "Hey, baby, I love you? and she's like "Where are we?" And did you see the size...?

Becca: No. Not that tape. The one with all the scary images, and after you watch the tape, the phone rings and this really scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in like...

Kate: Seven days! Yeah, I saw that one with Josh last weekend!

Becca: You were with Josh last weeknd? Oh, my God!

[throws pillow at Kate]

Kate: Oh, yes I was!

[hits Becca with laptop]

Becca: You ho!

[smashes glass vase on Kate's head]

Kate: You know it!

[pulls Becca's G-string up]

Kate: [phone rings]

Becca: [walking to the phone] This is really weird.

Kate: Yeah, big house, only one phone.

Crawl: Where are you from?

Becca: South Dakota

Crawl: Fresh off the farm, oh my God, I can't believe it. Right across the hallway. Hallelujah. So you're inbred?

Becca: What?

Crawl: You know, where your mom's your dad, and your dad's your brother.

Crawl: You have got charisma!

Becca: What's that?

[referring to the tool in Crawl's hand]

Crawl: It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion.

Becca: [crawl coming out of the dressing room at the store] What are you wearing?

Crawl: Cheek-chillers, you likes?

Becca: I hates.

Crawl: Hey, hey Becca! Steven Tyler PJs. Steven Tyler PJs.

Becca: [chuckles] That's great Crawl.

Travis: Rebecca. Rebecca are you listening?

Becca: [about her first tattoo] I want something feminine.

Tattoo Artist: [beat] He's standing right next to me.

Becca: We are the future. We are the Lincoln Tigers. Hear us roar! Whoo! We did it.

Becca: [to Raymond] You don't remember be do you? Becca Thompson?

Raymond: Hm?

Becca: I'm going to have to ask you to stop staring at my tits.

Cornelius: Out of the question, it's a historical artifact.

Raymond: True, but it doesn't belong to you.

Cornelius: You're father gave it to me, that makes it a donation.

Becca: And there's nothing I can do to help persuade you?

[Becca makes a fellatio gesture]

Cornelius: [Scoffs] Him. What about him?

[Raymond looks at Becca]

Raymond: What about me?

Matt: Okay, what if after all that, I um... fuck the taste out of your mouth. That's good?

Becca: What? What...

[scratches head]

Becca: Okay. Tell me, why would I need the taste fucked out of my mouth. I don't... what does that mean?

Matt: [Stutters] Well, I... If you need... If, like... I don't know.

Becca: Do you think I need the taste fucked out of my mouth?

Matt: I don't think... No. I don't think you need it. I'm just saying that maybe it's, like, a...

Becca: No?

Matt: No. Just forget I said it. Let's start at the beginning. Sorry.

Becca: Wait, how did you know she read your diary?

Miles: 'Cause I read her diary.

Miles: I'm gonna pee out of my dick.

Becca: It's there any other way?

Miles: Out of my butt.

Becca: That's gross and *unnecessary*.

Miles: It's not about talent. It's like more important to be a good salesman than a good artist.

Becca: Isn't that true about everything in life?

Becca: Miles, it's not upto you or I to save history today. Let's leave that upto the LA conservancy. They can be pissed about it. We've got too much on our plates.

Miles: I'm a member of the LA conservancy.

Becca: Everybody's crazy, Miles. People who aren't a little bit crazy are boring. You just have to find someone who's your type of crazy.

Miles: Is life still on pause or do we have to hit play?

Becca: I think we have a few minutes left on pause.

Geiger: Hey, think you could give us a ride back to school?

Becca: No.

Emily: Maybe... if Peck here shows us his enormous manhood.

Peck: Ummmmm... yeah, but you better stand back.

Becca: Blabbering like that could kill you sooner.

Becca: Strip or die.

Xula: He's mine!

Becca: He's mine!

Omar: Ladies please, there's enough of me to go around.

Becca: Silence!

Omar: Okay.

Omar: That's it. I've had it. First you tie me up, then you untie me, and Becca takes me away, then Xula takes me away. I'm sick and tired of running. I don't know. Wanna spear me? Go right ahead, take your best shot but I'm not going anywhere with either one of ya.

Xula: We wanna go with you.

Omar: Huh?

Becca: We're sick and tired of these primative ways.

Omar: Really?

Xula: We're too stubborn to admit it to each other. Our tribe traveled too far away from society. We wanna go back.

Omar: Then why don't you just join one the other sex on the planet?

Xula: We miss men.

Becca: A lot.

Omar: Well, what can I say, once you had a taste of Omar there's no going back.

Becca: Traitor! Prepare to die!

Omar: Will this ever end?

Becca: Does it ever go away?

Nat: No, I don't think it does. Not for me, it hasn't - has gone on for eleven years. But it changes though.

Becca: How?

Nat: I don't know... the weight of it, I guess. At some point, it becomes bearable. It turns into something that you can crawl out from under and... carry around like a brick in your pocket. And you... you even forget it, for a while. But then you reach in for whatever reason and - there it is. Oh right, that. Which could be aweful - not all the time. It's kinda...

[deep breath]

Nat: not that you'd like it exactly, but it's what you've got instead of your son. So, you carry it around. And uh... it doesn't go away. Which is...

Becca: Which is what?

Nat: Fine, actually.

Nat: You know, Becca, when your brother died, I found the church very helpful.

Becca: I know. I know you did, but that's you. That's not me, and Danny... Danny isn't Arthur.

Nat: You know, I brought you to church every Sunday.

Becca: Let's not start this again, okay, Mom? I'm just... I'm just calling about the cake.

Nat: You're not right about everything, you know? What if there is a God?

Becca: Then I'd say he's a sadistic prick.

Nat: All right, Becca, that's enough.

Becca: "Worship me and I'll treat you like shit." No wonder you like him. He sounds just like Dad.

Becca: Somewhere out there I'm having a good time.

Becca: And so this is just the sad version of us...

[last lines]

Becca: [voice-over] And then what?

Howie: [voice-over] I don't know... Something though.

Becca: Why didn't He just make one, if He needed another Angel? He is God, after all.

Becca: Please just let me sleep some more. What's all this excitement for?

PogieJoe: [throwing off her covers] Why, it's a day to celebrate! There's chairs to set up and cake to bake!

Becca: You start to play it... and it's like somebody's nightmare. Then suddenly, this woman comes on. Smiling at you, right? Seeing you... through the screen. Then when it's over, your phone rings. Someone knows you watched it. And what they say is, "You will die in seven days". And exactly seven days later...

Becca: [to the camera] I can't sleep. I need Nana's cookies. I'm gonna turn a personal addiction into a positive cinematic moment.

[first lines]

Mom: At the end of high school, I fell in love with a substitute English teacher. It was quite a scandal. Corin didn't start out a bad guy, though. We were together about 10 years and we had two kids. And then he fell in love with someone in a Starbucks, and moved to Palo Alto, California. Kind of severed relations with the three of us. My parents, if I were defending them, which I'm not, had said, back in the day, that he had an "impatient eye."They didn't like him. Week I left, things escalated. My parents cursed at me, which was, like, crazy unusual. And it ended, one afternoon, very badly. I left at 19, haven't spoken to my parents in 15 years. Whatever. That's just the history.

Mom: Recently, my parents looked me up on the Internet. Asked to meet their grandchildren. Spend a week with them. I looked my parents up, they have a counseling website. People love them. Ironically, they counsel people, which is a hoot. Whatever. I told the kids. They said they wanted to go. I told them I didn't want them to go. They said they were gonna go anyway. They're brats. What can I tell you? And my 15-year-old wants to make a documentary about this.

Becca: [from off-screen] Wait, wait, wait. Go back. Um, describe the events on the day you left your parents' farm at 19.

Mom: I did something I don't choose to tell you. If they choose to tell you, that's their right. Okay? I want to do this for you. Listen, they're good people. Ask them. Can I be done with my part? I still got to get you guys packed.