Bartholmew Smuts Quotes in The Impossible Years (1968)

Bartholmew Smuts: [Looking at a painting hanging over Dr. Kingley's fireplace] Hey, man. That is a pretty groovy reproduction!

Jonathan Kingsley: That is no reproduction. That is an original Matisse.

Bartholmew Smuts: An original copy, you mean. Matisse never used a brush stroke like that in his life. Where did you buy this phony?

Jonathan Kingsley: From a patient of mine who happens to be an art dealer.

Bartholmew Smuts: That patient's cured, man. *You* belong on the couch.