Aura Quotes in Tiny Furniture (2010)

Aura: I have no experience.

Charlotte: It's absolutely fine. On my resume under "skills", I put "has a landline".

Charlotte: You know the thing about your friends? They weren't assholes, were they?

Aura: No, not at all.

Charlotte: See, that's the problem. Our people are assholes. Our moms are assholes.

Aura: You think my mom's an asshole?

Charlotte: Yeah. She's too successful not to be.

Keith: How are things?

Aura: Um. I'm really tired. I took three klonopin and woke up next to a spoon full of peanut butter.

Keith: These guys are such fucking dirt bags, man. I'm just sitting there, trying to read my book, and they're all crowded around watching "cum omelette" on someone's iPhone.

Aura: What is "cum omelette"?

Keith: A porn video.

Aura: What happens in it?

Keith: Pretty self explanatory.

Aura: You don't have AIDS, do you?

Keith: No. Do you?

Aura: Uh uh.

Keith: Do you have herpes?

Aura: No. Do you?

Keith: No.

Charlotte: OK, full disclosure. I was in rehab in 2007. It wasn't for this pot, it was for like a blow situation that I since cleared up.

Aura: Do you drink?

Charlotte: Yeah, no, no, umm... only kombucha, you know? And some red wine, but that's good for you. But I don't think we need to talk about all our issues, you know?

[first lines]

Aura: Honey, I'm home... Family?

Candice: Downstairs...

Siri: Can you turn your right toe slightly towards me?

Nadine: It hurts.

Siri: Perfect.

[click]

Charlotte: In high school, you were always the "I have to go home" girl. Are you still the "i have to go home" girl?

Aura: I have to go home.

Siri: You get him out of our house.

Aura: What?

Siri: I want him out of my house!

Aura: He's not doing anything! He's only been in my room!

Siri: He is in the laundry room mixing lights and darks!

Aura: [on why her ex-boyfriend went to Colorado] Something about building a shrine to his ancestors out of a dying tree.

Aura: [to Siri when Aura asks to borrow her laptop] Did you just google 'cupcakes'?

Nadine: I have like a million things I could say right now.

Aura: Like what?

Nadine: Like get a fucking li... ghtbulb.

Aura: I just got off a plane from Ohio. I am in a post-graduate delirium.

Aura: You can't fight fire with fire. When a man screams, you must learn to whisper.

Aura: It's just around the corner.

Morris Day: Name?

Aura: Aura.

Morris Day: Mmm... Lovely! Where'd you get that ass?

Aura: Same place you got your manners.

Morris Day: Jerome... where'd I get my manners?

Jerome: Same place she got that ass.

Morris Day: And where was that?

Jerome: Mama.

Morris Day: That's right, baby. Yo' mama!

Aura: Seven corners, two souls fight. One wants money, one wants light. Without peace, without love, nothing's ever gonna turn out right.

Aura: Have you ever been to Morris' club? It's really nice.

The Kid: On the outside, it's really nice. It's the inside I got a problem with.

Aura: [Kid sits next to Aura with a heart-shaped notepad, draws a Hangman's noose and four spaces] A.

The Kid: [smiles and shakes his head, draws a circle for a head]

Aura: B.

The Kid: [draws a stick for a torso]

Aura: C.

The Kid: [draws two legs]

Aura: D.

The Kid: [draws two arms, a smile on the head, and fills in the four spaces with the letters M-I-N-E. Points to Aura, then points to the word "mine"]

Aura: No, baby...

[slowly raises her arm and points to the sky]

Aura: ... His.