Augie Quotes in Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

Ben: [Augie puts a bomb on the floor] What is that?

Augie: It's a bomb.

Carter: What are you, the Taliban?

Ben: [seeing Scout Leader Rogers, now a zombie, on the road] That's Scout Leader Rogers!

Carter: He looks like shit!

Augie: I set him on fire.

[everyone looks at him]

Augie: He tried to eat me!

Augie: We're fine! Everything's under control!

[a zombie jumps through a window and attacks]

Ben: Guys, let's go. We gotta get to the party

Augie: Ben, this is a suicide mission.

Ben: Guys, they're gonna bomb this whole town in less than two hours.

Carter: What if Denise reaches the military in time?

Ben: And what if she doesn't, Carter? Then what? Who's gonna save them? The police? They're gone. The military? They're not coming, either. Guys we're the last line of defense. And so what? Maybe we look like dorks in these uniforms. And maybe we're a big joke to everyone at school. But tonight, we're gonna show them what being a real Scout's all about. So, are we just gonna stand here with our thumbs up our asses? Or are we gonna go out there and save the world?

Carter: Fuck yeah, dude!

Augie: It was a really good speech, Ben.

Ben: Thanks, Augie.

Carter: Let's do it.

Augie: It's the zombie apocalypse! Come on, we're scouts! We're trained for this!

Augie: It's true that I cover my sadness with carbs.

Augie: I'm so scared my shit just shit its pants.

Mitchell Goosen: Mitchell Goosen at your service. I'm not from around here. What to tell. Don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Don't care. Just as long as I live near the beach and don't have to wear a tie. Then I'll be stylin'.

Augie: Stylin'? St-stylin'?

Mitchell Goosen: Let me tell you what stylin' is. The perfect session: A-Frame wave, ground swell, spittin' out salt water in your face, doing a little lip action move, a 360 without a bounce. I call it a Liquid Drano Wannabe Bullwinkle. I tell you no lie, my friends. It's a consciousness raiser.

Mitchell: [to Jack] Chill Brah.

Augie: Did he just call you a piece of underwear?

Augie: Soldier doesn't worry you, huh?

Danny Haley: Soldier?

Augie: These guys that go nuts from punches in the head - you never know with them.

Danny Haley: You never know with anybody, Augie.

Augie: Some people, they don't put things behind so easily.