Astounded Husband Quotes in Class Reunion (1982)

Mary Beth McFadden: Bless me, father, for I have sinned. It's been one year since my last confession. Father, I have on occasion used foul language. I have lied, not just little white lies, but great, big, sinful ones. I shoplift all the time, Father.

Astounded Husband: Darling!

Mary Beth McFadden: I'm an exhibitionist, Father. I like to expose myself to strangers, especially authority figures. I hold the neighborhood record for most repairmen satisfied in a single afternoon. I have an enormous collection of vibrators, Father. I have them in all assorted sizes. I have one that's in the shape of a crucifix. My God it's gorgeous. Oh my God, I put it up and put pictures up on the wall of all kinds of things. I listen to Barry Manilow, and over and over and over again, I think of priests and nuns, and that movie the Exorcist, how did it go, rrraaahhheeerrr?