Hubert Downs Quotes in Class Reunion (1982)

Hubert Downs: Walter, if you come on down I promise if we're ever in the shower together again I won't snap your nuts with my towel.

Hubert Downs: Let me handle this. Hey, Walter, listen, you're making a big deal out of nothing. You're not unique, you know. Everyone in class had sex with your sister.

[while hiding in a cupboard]

Bunny Packard: Whoever has his hand where his hand shouldn't be please remove it... Hubert.

Hubert Downs: Hey, Bunny, it's not my hand!

Hubert Downs: Hey, erm, Iris? Howdya like to marry me, huh?

Iris Augen: Oh Hubert! You mean it?

Hubert Downs: Sure. We'll settle down, have a couple of kids.

Iris Augen: Yeah, one like you and one like me!

Hubert Downs: Perfect!

Hubert Downs: [Walter is threatening to stab Meredith] Walter, can we see her naked before you kill her?