Alison Olsen Quotes in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008)

Sidney Young: What's the greatest film ever made?

Alison Olsen: It's hard to say. I mean, I personally love La Dolce Vita...

Sidney Young: [Imitates game show buzzer] Incorrect!

Sidney Young: [Continues, dead pan] Con Air.

Alison Olsen: [a bit perplexed] I beg your pardon?

Sidney Young: Con Air, right? It's got everything, hasn't it? You know, you've got Malkovich for your acting chops, you got Nicky Cage for your action, Steve Buscemi for your comedy, John Cusack for the gays. Right? It's like a smorgasbord, isn't it?

Sidney Young: I don't know the meaning of the word fear.

Alison Olsen: I'm sure there are many words you don't know the meaning of.