Mrs. Kowalski Quotes in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008)

Mrs. Kowalski: [Upon learning that Sidney writes about Hollywood stars for a magazine] Hollywood? Sodom and Gomorrah. Now everybody a celebrity. You take out your breasts, you're celebrity.

Sidney Young: I think it probably depends on the breasts...

Mrs. Kowalski: In Poland, someone was famous because they done something. Marie Curie, Pope John Paul...

Sidney Young: Yeah, well, they don't make entertainers like that anymore, do they?

Mrs. Kowalski: [sourly] Wise guy.