Albert Peterson Quotes in Bye Bye Birdie (1963)

Albert Peterson: [singing] Oh one last kiss... there never was such bliss... I love your dentifrice!

Ballet manager: Save your life? Me? My friend, if you are sick, see a doctor.

Albert Peterson: "If you are sick, see a doctor." You speak English?

Ballet manager: Saves time.

Mae Peterson: Now, don't try to pay me back, son. I forgive you. So what if you're an ingrate? So long as you're happy.

Albert Peterson: I don't wanna be happy!

Ballet manager: This ballet has historic significance. It was performed the same day as the funeral of the Tzar. Lenin himself made the arrangement.

Albert Peterson: Lenin arranged music?

Ballet manager: No, funerals.