Harry McAfee Quotes in Bye Bye Birdie (1963)

Harry McAfee: The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!

[Birdie opens a can of beer, which sprays on Mr. McAfee]

Harry McAfee: That's my favorite brand.

[after Kim has dyed her hair]

Harry McAfee: You dare defy your mother?

Kim McAfee: Well, it's my hair.

Harry McAfee: Not till you're 21!

Doris McAfee: You know these adolescents! Kim'll lose face!

Harry McAfee: And if I don't get him out that's not all she'll...

Harry McAfee: No matter how many millions I make selling Speed-Up, I'll still be the same humble, lovable guy I always was. And if any of those hicks try to push me around, I'll break 'em.

Harry McAfee: Nice? Heh HEH! I know that show business crowd - probably living in sin.

Randolph MacAfee: I respect ya, Papa!

Harry McAfee: I don't want your respect! Who wants respect from a ten-year-old kid?

Kim McAfee: Harry, do you have a cigarette? I've run out.

Harry McAfee: So have I, how 'bout my pipe?