Abe Greenberg Quotes in The Hot Rock (1972)

Abe Greenberg: I am sometime so astute, it's remarkable. There are some things people will not do.

Dortmunder: But there's things that get done that you can't do yourself. There's things that happen that you can make happen! Am I right, Chicken?

Abe Greenberg: While you're practicing up on your penmanship, you might leave a little time for a refresher course in plastic surgery. I've been tipping people at that bank for years. Everybody knows Abe Greenberg. That key won't get you anything. Even if you forge my name, you'll never forge this amiable countenance.

Abe Greenberg: If I seem less than enchanted with all of you, it's only because I do not like the way you led my son - the horse's ass - into the path of lawlessness.

Kelp: You're Greenberg's father?

Abe Greenberg: Guilty.