Lionel Quotes in Kamikaze (2014)

Lionel: Son, no matter how much you have suffered, there is always someone who suffers more than you.And you only have two choices: Either rot inside or dance to the rhythm of life.

Walt Bishop: Be advised, the two of you will never see each other again. Those were your last words. Do you understand?

Suzy: I'd be careful if I were you. One of these days, somebody's gonna get pushed too far. And who knows what they're capable of?

Walt Bishop: Is that a threat?

Suzy: It's a warning.

Lionel: You're a traitor to our family.

Suzy: Good! I want to be.

Lionel: Where's my record player?

Stanley: I looked it up in my Great Big Book of Everything

Lionel: [rolls eyes] I should have known

Lionel: To serve people takes dignity and intelligence. But remember, they are only people with money. And although we serve them, we are not their servants. What we do, Miss Ventura, does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling.

Chris: She's about five-six, dark hair, really beautiful, has a kid named Ty. What the hell happened?

Lionel: I'm sorry, Sir.

Chris: Don't be sorry. Just find her.

Caroline: Oh, Chris, I loved your quote in "The Times".

Chris: Please!

Lionel: You have a vagina!

Lionel: Ah, you can cling onto that anytime you like, Snugglebear.

Zack: That's it. We're through. Get out.

Lionel: Can't I at least cum first?

Zack: It's been six months and I still feel like you're pulling away.

Lionel: Because you're always clingin' onto me like that fucking detergent bear.

Lionel: [greeting Sam at the Saturday gathering] Poetry?

Sam Posner: Pickles.

Anton Maes: Hang on to this woman, Lionel. Loyalty like this doesn't walk through the door every day.

Lionel: I guess you've noticed that Izzy has featured you in our window for the past three weeks. When is this much-publicized reading to take place?

Isabelle 'Izzy' Grossman: On the 20th. I'm very loyal to neighborhood authors.

Anton Maes: I'm very loyal to powerful women.

Jimmy: You never said we'd have Bang-fucking-kok in the hallway!

Lionel: That's an unprovoked racist slur.

Porna: Excuse me, we are from Bom-fucking-bay!

Mr. Growbo: You think a woman wants a relationship with men like us?

Lionel: Yeah.

Mr. Growbo: Lionel! We're f***ing Janitors!