Villain Quotes in Versus (2000)

Villain: Because you interrupted me, I had to wait 500 years for that girl to reincarnate - it sucked.

Prisoner KSC2-303: I'd rather die than live with you.

Villain: Then die.

[shoots Prisoner KSC2-303 in the head]

Toy robot: [Toy robot enters Harry's apartment] Traitor, listen! You have just three days to return the Golden Ninja Warrior to our master! Hear and obey!

[phone rings]

Villain: [on phone] Listen to me, traitor! I believe that you've received the death message from our ninja empire. Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it! Why did you do that?

Ninja master Harry: The ninja empire is evil! I have to reform the ninja empire! That is why I took away the Golden Ninja Warrior!

Villain: You've got three days in which to return the Golden Ninja Warrior, or else you die!

Ninja master Harry: Go to hell!

[hangs up]

Jaguar Wong: [Jaguar approaches three men playing catch with a baseball in the street] Excuse me, I'm looking for a restaurant run by a girl named Michiko.

Villain: So what's the name of this place?

Jaguar Wong: The Dai Yat Chun Restaurant.

Villain: Huh, what's his problem?

Jaguar Wong: Well I'm looking for a restaurant.

Villain: You're looking in the wrong place... Around here, there ain't no restaurant buddy!

[the three simultaneously attack Jaguar with kicks and punches]

Jaguar Wong: [to the third attacker after severely beating up all of them] OK smart ass, where's the restaurant?

Villain: [Pointing across the street] Over there, over there...