1st guest Quotes in The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
1st guest Quotes:
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[a woman is worried about the smell of her home as guests arrive]
1st guest: Fish for dinner last night?
2nd guest: Phewww... Harvey still smoking those cigars?
3rd guest: CHRIST! Did a cow shit in here?
-- 1st guest -
[Kevin checking the contents of 'his suit bag']
Kevin: All right let's see what we've got... I don't care if it don't look good,just fit...
[noticing the 'GFH' initials on the suit]
Kevin: GFH?
[he looks further and he found the brand tag]
Kevin: Groverton Funeral Home? I'm dead... I'm *dead*...
[guests wondering what 'GFH' stands for at Kevin's suit]
1st Guest: What is that stand for?
Kevin: My great-grandfather, General Francois Heimlich Manuever, World War 1 and 2
1st Guest: Good guy.
2nd Guest: What does it stand for?
Kevin: Gemstones Furs, and Haberdasheries.
[to 3rd guest]
Kevin: Graduated, Full Honors, Oxford. I guess you wouldn't know about that.
3rd Guest: I went to Harvard
Kevin: Yeah, Harvard *Street*
[to a Priest]
Kevin: Oh, It's a gospel group I was with, Godliness, Faithful and Honest
Priest: Ah, amen.
Kevin: [to other guests] Geeks For Hire,a temporary service. You'd fit it, you ought to call us. Gas From Humans... Girls From the Hood... G-strings For the Huge... Gotta Feed the Hungry... Girls Feeding Homies
Waitress: It's that a joke?
Kevin: [to a female guest] Good, Fine and Healthy and baby, you're it. *BAM!* You know what I'm saying?
[female guest leaves Kevin]
-- 1st guest
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Characters on The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
- Dr. Klahn
- Loo
- Prisoner #3
- Prisoner #4
- Prisoner #5
- Game Show Announcer
- Henry Gibson
- Klahn
- Claude LaMont
- Paul Burmaster
- A.M. Newscaster
- John Fitzsimmons
- Sheila Hamilton
- Sex Record Voice
- Pennington
- Game Show Host
- Asquith
- Hornung
- Rita Filagree
- 2nd guest
- 3rd guest
- Argon Spokesman
- Mrs. Hefsteder
- Housewife
- Grunwald
- PA Announcement