2nd guest Quotes in The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

[a woman is worried about the smell of her home as guests arrive]

1st guest: Fish for dinner last night?

2nd guest: Phewww... Harvey still smoking those cigars?

3rd guest: CHRIST! Did a cow shit in here?

[Kevin checking the contents of 'his suit bag']

Kevin: All right let's see what we've got... I don't care if it don't look good,just fit...

[noticing the 'GFH' initials on the suit]

Kevin: GFH?

[he looks further and he found the brand tag]

Kevin: Groverton Funeral Home? I'm dead... I'm *dead*...

[guests wondering what 'GFH' stands for at Kevin's suit]

1st Guest: What is that stand for?

Kevin: My great-grandfather, General Francois Heimlich Manuever, World War 1 and 2

1st Guest: Good guy.

2nd Guest: What does it stand for?

Kevin: Gemstones Furs, and Haberdasheries.

[to 3rd guest]

Kevin: Graduated, Full Honors, Oxford. I guess you wouldn't know about that.

3rd Guest: I went to Harvard

Kevin: Yeah, Harvard *Street*

[to a Priest]

Kevin: Oh, It's a gospel group I was with, Godliness, Faithful and Honest

Priest: Ah, amen.

Kevin: [to other guests] Geeks For Hire,a temporary service. You'd fit it, you ought to call us. Gas From Humans... Girls From the Hood... G-strings For the Huge... Gotta Feed the Hungry... Girls Feeding Homies

Waitress: It's that a joke?

Kevin: [to a female guest] Good, Fine and Healthy and baby, you're it. *BAM!* You know what I'm saying?

[female guest leaves Kevin]