Woods Quotes in First Kid (1996)

Woods: I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger. Make it a Harvey Oswald.

Sam Simms: What's the difference?

Woods: Oswald has three shots.

Woods: [Voice Over] And for my hard work and talents, I would be a long over due raise. This was it. The fruits of my labor was finally acknowledged.

Rick: $55c more an hour. Now that is a 15% raise.

[Carlin walks in to the lounge and takes three snooker balls from the snooker table and puts them in an extra sock. The two people playing snooker look confused]

Carlin: Carry on.

[Carlin continues moving and stands at a corner. Richards is kicking Woods]

Woods: [to Richards] Ah! Leave it out, Stripey! I ain't hurting you!

Richards: Yer in my bleedin' way!

Archer: Oi!

Woods: It's all right, Ben.

Richards: What's up with you, weirdo? You want stripin' do ya? You might get left alone 'ere, but I'll cut you to bleedin' ribbons if I get any of yer poxy lip 'ere!

[Carlin whacks Richards with the sock containing the snooker balls. Eckersley tries to report this to Mr Sands but Carlins orders him not to]

Carlin: Back, grass! I said, get back, shit head.

[Eckersley backs off, Carlin kicks Richards and returns the snooker balls]

Carlin: Yeah, well, carry on.

Banks: Woods!

Woods: What?

Banks: Get over here and keep my seat warm.

Duke: Woods!

Woods: Sir?

Duke: What are you supposed to be doing?

Woods: What Sir?... Oh, shoveling Sir.

Duke: Than shovel it in the barrow, savvy. When we want it the other side of the Channel we'll let you know, lad.