Will Robinson Quotes in Lost in Space (1998)

Robot: It sounds like old morse code.

Will Robinson: What does it say?

Robot: Danger, Will Robinson, danger.

Penny Robinson: [to her diary] On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive?

Will Robinson: Will there be boys on Alpha Prime? Whatever will I wear?

Will Robinson: [after seeing the old ship 20 years into the future] Oh shit!

Dr. Zachary Smith: A boy of your intelligence should never swear.

[Smith sees the old ship]

Dr. Zachary Smith: Oh shit. Indeed.

Robot: Will Robinson! I will tell you a joke! Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken!

Will Robinson: We've got a *lot* of work to do.

[as Will looks for parts to Robot's body]

Will Robinson: Relax, Robot. I'm going to build you a new body. Mom always said I should make new friends.

Robot: Oh, ha ha.

Will Robinson: [speaking through Robot] Mom says to get the hell outta there!

Maureen Robinson: Get the hell out of there!

Will Robinson: [speaking through the Robot] Mom says to get the hell out of there.

Will Robinson: Oh, shit.

Dr. Zachary Smith: A boy of your intelligence should never swear... Oh, shit.

[Will, through the robot's holographic interface, sees the spiders eating the other injured spiders]

Will Robinson: Eww. They eat their wounded.

[First night on an unknown unfriendly looking planet they crashed on]

Maureen Robinson: Good night, John.

John Robinson: Good night, Maureen.

Will Robinson: Good night, Judy.

Penny Robinson: Good night, Will.

Judy Robinson: Good night, Penny.

[pause]

Major West: You guys have got to be kidding.

Will Robinson: [to Penny] Do they have a name for what's wrong with you?

Will Robinson: Can we cut back on her air supply so she's not so annoying when she wakes up?

Penny Robinson: Does he have to wake up at all?

[last lines]

John Robinson: [before the Jupiter goes into hyperdrive] Initiate now.

Will Robinson: Cool!