Will Darcy Quotes in Bride & Prejudice (2004)

Lalita Bakshi: [about Will] He's the most arrogant, conceited...

Will Darcy: Would you like to dance?

Kiran Bingley: Darcy's a great reader.

Lalita Bakshi: In fact, I think a love of books is on his list for his ideal woman.

Will Darcy: I think you've had one too many Sea Breezes.

Kiran Bingley: I remember a very drunken night in Oxford when you recited the list. She has to be smart, speak several languages...

Will Darcy: Allright Kiran, drop it.

Kiran Bingley: No I recall she had to be athletic, voluptuous of course, graceful, witty, confident...

Lalita Bakshi: I'm not surprised Darcy found a woman with a list like that. Does this mean you're an ideal man?

Will Darcy: I'd guess you'd be a better judge than me.

Will Darcy: I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in a light bulb with one hand and pat the dog with the other.

Lalita Bakshi: You know what? I suggest you find yourself a simple, traditional girl to teach you to dance like the natives.

Lalita Bakshi: I though we got rid of imperialists like you!

Will Darcy: I'm not British, I'm American.

Lalita Bakshi: Exactly!

Will Darcy: There's nothing wrong with having standards, is there?

Lalita Bakshi: No, as long as you don't force them on others.

Elizabeth: Can I help you?

Will Darcy: [curtly] I doubt it.

Elizabeth: Oh - you're from England. My ancestors came from Hertford -

Will Darcy: [cuts her off] Charming.

[beat]

Will Darcy: Okay, I'm looking for a book on writing by Kierkegaard - K - I - E -

Elizabeth: [cuts him off] Kierkegaard, the father of existentialism. You're in "Landscape Gardening".

Will Darcy: Oh, really...

[picks a couple books from the shelf]

Will Darcy: I had no idea that Mark Twain's genius extended to gardening. Or... Dr. Phil's.

Elizabeth: [curtly] "Philosophy" is two aisles over. Help yourself!

Will Darcy: I find... I find, I find you strangely attractive.

[beat]

Will Darcy: You're not the sort of girl I normally go out with - I mean, you're loud, you're disorganized, your friends are an embarrassment. But I like you, I don't know why. Will you... will you... will you have dinner with me tomorrow night?

Elizabeth: No.

Will Darcy: A woman of many talents.