Trey Porter Quotes in College Road Trip (2008)

Trey Porter: You know, Sigmund Freud said the best way to understand women is by listening to them.

Chief James Porter: Did he say anything about understanding ten year-olds?

Trey Porter: In the future all video will be implanted in our brains.

Wendy Greenhut: [just finished singing 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas'] I love Christmas carols, don't you? Just give me a chorus of 'Joy to the World' and I'm as mad as a hatter!

[laughs, hysterically]

Trey Porter: [whispering] They're crazy

[makes cuckoo sign]

Melanie Porter: [whispers] I know!