Travis Cole Quotes in Dirty Work (1998)

Travis Cole: What are you doing? You're ruining Don Giovanni!

Mitch: Don Giovanni? Who's that dude?

Travis Cole: The opera! You're ruining the opera!

Mitch: Oh, the opera. Yes, yes, we are ruining that.

Travis Cole: Mitch, Sam. What a pleasant surprise.

Sam: Yeah. Where's our money?

Travis Cole: [feigning confusion] What money?

Mitch: You owe us $50,000 for getting the building at 99 Franklin Street condemned. We want it now!

Travis Cole: But, Mitch, I don't even own the building at 99 Franklin. Well, I told you I did, but I lied. Good luck trying to prove it.

Sam: Son of a bitch!

Travis Cole: You see, once you stopped my bulldozer from leveling that old lady's house, I couldn't just let you get away with it. So I figured out a way for you to help me and hurt you at the same time. I guess I showed you guys a thing or two about dirty work.

Sam: Yeah, whatever, but we're not leaving here 'til we get our fifty grand.

Travis Cole: Gentlemen, if you're interested, I think I have a job for you.

[Cole has Mitch and Sam visit his office]

Travis Cole: Mitch, Sam, considering your recent exploits as professional mischief-makers, I think you may be able to help me.

[Sam looks interested. Mitch looks wary. Cole is gloating]