Mr. Hamilton Quotes in Dirty Work (1998)

Mr. Hamilton: So there you are, tubby. Look like a bucket of lard on a bad day. You baby gorilla. Why don't you work in a zoo, and stop bothering people? Got a call yesterday from Baskin Robbins. They said that they're down to only five flavors. You're swelling up as I talk to you.

Tommy: Why! Mr. South America. I thought you were in Hamilton. I mean, Mr. Hamilton, I thought you were in, er, South America.

Mr. Hamilton: [with Irish accent] Whatta yer doin' with my champagne?

Tommy: Ay-o-i-er... I was just going to launch a battleship, only, somebody's stolen it.